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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1185 on: July 10, 2015, 11:05:14 AM »

Wish granted, but the world corrupts.

I wish I could make all the whales in the world fly

 

granted, but now nothing else can

i wish i could sleep

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1186 on: July 10, 2015, 11:17:31 AM »
 

granted, but now nothing else can

i wish i could sleep

Granted, but you have homework and assignments to procrastinate on.

I wish incest was legal

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1187 on: July 10, 2015, 09:02:20 PM »
Granted, but then the extremists of the world kill anyone who commits incest.

I wish for a pony.
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1188 on: July 11, 2015, 01:31:04 AM »
Granted, but then the extremists of the world kill anyone who commits incest.

I wish for a pony.

Granted, but it lives in a fictional world called Equestria.

I wish I ate normally...

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1189 on: July 12, 2015, 07:32:19 PM »
Granted, but your food is poisoned.

I wish I could fly.
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1190 on: July 13, 2015, 03:33:17 PM »
Granted, but your food is poisoned.

I wish I could fly.


Granted, but you find out that flying is a highly inefficient form of transformation and takes a great deal of effort- pretty much like running,
so you end up just sitting on the couch again, eating a bucket of ice-cream, which is pretty neat too I guess.

I wish I was able to love like the person I used to be.
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1191 on: July 13, 2015, 03:50:44 PM »

Granted, but you find out that flying is a highly inefficient form of transformation and takes a great deal of effort- pretty much like running,
so you end up just sitting on the couch again, eating a bucket of ice-cream, which is pretty neat too I guess.

I wish I was able to love like the person I used to be.



Granted, but you have to love the person you hate the most.







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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1192 on: July 13, 2015, 04:02:56 PM »
Granted, but you can never move them back to Unova.

I wish I could stop having art block. x_x
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1193 on: July 14, 2015, 06:07:51 AM »
Granted, but you can never move them back to Unova.

I wish I could stop having art block. x_x

Granted, but now you have sun block...

I wish I wasn't forgotten...

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1194 on: July 14, 2015, 06:10:17 AM »
Wish granted, but then grief will befall the people who never forget you

I wish Vocaloids were real

PS - HOLY SHIT EVERYONE RAVEH HAS RETURNED, GET ON YOUR KNEES AND PRAY  :banana:



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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1195 on: July 14, 2015, 04:37:57 PM »
Granted, but then they leave planet earth the next day without a trace.

I wish I wasn't bored.

PS. IKR?! //squeals loudly
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1196 on: September 10, 2017, 03:55:39 AM »
Granted but no one replies to your wish in 2 years.

I wish this thread wasn't dead so there were more forum games.
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1197 on: September 14, 2017, 08:50:41 PM »
Granted but no one replies to your wish in 2 years.

I wish this thread wasn't dead so there were more forum games.


Granted, but the games were moved to Discord.


I wish I had friends to play Dungeons and Dragons with.
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1198 on: September 28, 2017, 08:28:30 PM »
Granted but they ditch you for rolling a critical failure.

I wish my 4gb ram laptop didn't melt whenever I try to play Minecraft with other programs open.
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1199 on: October 11, 2017, 11:25:52 PM »
Granted but they ditch you for rolling a critical failure.

I wish my 4gb ram laptop didn't melt whenever I try to play Minecraft with other programs open.


Wish granted, your laptop now melts during startup.

I wish I wasn't so busy as of late