Corrupt a wish

[Tenebrae]

Wish granted, but they're in a body bag.

I wish I could type as good right handed as left.

[ZobTheSlayer]

Granted, but you lose it.


I wish that I hadn't derped and thought I found a shiny Xerneas when I saw its horns not lit up.

[Colindeng2]

Granted. Game is trolling you.
 
I wish pokemonserver was 1.6.4

[Tenebrae]

Granted, but you realise its not necessary.

I wish I know genVI breeding mechanics.

[Anonymouslyanon]

Granted, but you know nothing else.


I wish I didn't have to take English.

[Colindeng2]

Granted. But you speak English.
 
I wish that I had less pimples

[ZobTheSlayer]

Granted, but you have more warts.


I wish that I could meet TheJWittz on my X version :P

[Colindeng2]

Granted but you don't have enough time.
I wish that Vocaloid was well known to everyone.

[ZobTheSlayer]

granted by only 2 rapeists


i wish i hadnt wrote dis message liek dis.

[Anonymouslyanon]

Granted, but now you write every message liek dat.


I wish I never procrastinated.
 

[Nick608]

Granted, but now you dont do anything anymore




I wish that I had pokemon X already.

[ZobTheSlayer]

Granted, I forgot what you wished for. ( Insert Corrupt here )

I wish that woman hadn't asked me so much weird questions when I was having my HPV jab...

[Colindeng2]

Granted. IT WILL HAPPEN.
I wish I can fire my hyper beam at Shark.

[Anonymouslyanon]

Granted, but now everyone else fires their hyper beam at you.
I wish I don't have homework on Friday.

[Tenebrae]

Wish granted, but you have homework every other day.

I wish I had a new job.