Corrupt a wish

[tymac]

Granted, but you will not be able to get Pokemon Omega Ruby or Alpha Sapphire.


I wish for better music on the radio

[ryan22424]

Granted, but the music you hate is better than the music you like.

I wish people could be intelligent more

[Anonymouslyanon]

Granted, but you're now the dumbest person on the planet.


I wish people could just stop

[Jimmyziga]

Granted, but they freeze forever no movement

I wish 1ce come back as admin

[ryan22424]

Granted but he is a complete jackass to you

I wish for a cure to diabetes

[Sahaquiel_9]

Granted but that cure goes wrong, infecting everyone with HIV.
I wish I could sleep in a little more.

[r1579]

granted, but you go into a coma and die.

I wish I could actually get a job.

[Sahaquiel_9]

Granted, but you shovel poop.
I wish I could do something besides sit in my house and be bored.

[Tenebrae]

Granted, but you sit outside and be bored.

I wish 1.8 would be released.

[r1579]

Granted. There are too many bugs in the 1.8 update to be usable now.

I wish there was an event on the pvp server

[tymac]

Granted, but you missed it.


I wish John Green would create another book soon.

[Jimmyziga]

Granted, but the book is about Justin Bieber (idk lol)

I wish for the advertisements to go away, so annoying.

[tymac]

Granted, they do go away, for everyone but you. You must suffer through all the advertisements.


I wish I could have some sushi now...

[Jimmyziga]

Granted, but it's poisonous.

I wish for 0.9 Minecraft PE now

[tymac]

Granted, but you lose your phone.


I wish for my friend that has cancer to survive to Fall. (I know it is a sad one)