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Yo Mamma pokemon Jokes
« on: February 04, 2013, 07:17:16 pm »
Okay, if you know how to make yo momma jokes, then make it ANY Pokemon
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Yo mamma so weak, False Swipe CAN finish her off!
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Re: Yo Mamma pokemon Jokes
« Reply #1 on: February 04, 2013, 07:38:45 pm »
Yo mamma is so fat she makes Snorlax look anorexic
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Re: Yo Mamma pokemon Jokes
« Reply #2 on: February 04, 2013, 07:49:19 pm »
Quote from: tenebraemaximus on February 04, 2013, 07:38:45 pm
Yo mamma is so fat she makes Snorlax look anorexic
xD that is so funny
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Re: Yo Mamma pokemon Jokes
« Reply #3 on: February 04, 2013, 08:48:58 pm »
Yo mama so ugly, she can't even get metapod to harden
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Re: Yo Mamma pokemon Jokes
« Reply #4 on: February 04, 2013, 11:09:30 pm »
Yo mamma is so old I thought Genesect was her child.


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Re: Yo Mamma pokemon Jokes
« Reply #5 on: February 05, 2013, 01:05:24 am »
Your mama so fat, even Machamp couldn't lift her.
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Re: Yo Mamma pokemon Jokes
« Reply #6 on: February 05, 2013, 01:06:22 am »
Yo momma so fat, when she wears a green coat people shout out Snorlax !
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Re: Yo Mamma pokemon Jokes
« Reply #7 on: February 05, 2013, 01:27:17 am »

Yo mamma is so big Mega Horn hits every time.


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Re: Yo Mamma pokemon Jokes
« Reply #8 on: February 05, 2013, 01:46:33 am »
Yo mama's so perverted, she likes to Pikachu in the shower.
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Re: Yo Mamma pokemon Jokes
« Reply #9 on: February 05, 2013, 06:01:41 am »
Yo mama so fat, splash attack actually does damage!
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Re: Yo Mamma pokemon Jokes
« Reply #10 on: February 05, 2013, 07:21:53 am »
Yo mamma is so dumb that spinda seem normal compared to her.
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Re: Yo Mamma pokemon Jokes
« Reply #11 on: February 05, 2013, 07:30:50 am »
Yo mamma is so slow I thought slowpoke was using Quick Attack.
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Re: Yo Mamma pokemon Jokes
« Reply #12 on: February 05, 2013, 08:19:10 am »
Yo mamma so worthless everyone chooses ratata over her.
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Re: Yo Mamma pokemon Jokes
« Reply #13 on: February 05, 2013, 08:26:13 am »
Yo mamma's so ugly, Ditto can't transform into her
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Re: Yo Mamma pokemon Jokes
« Reply #14 on: February 05, 2013, 08:55:43 am »
Yo mamma so fat that hyperbeam couldn't penetrate her fats.
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