Turtle running for moderator. We've got a new candidate for the moderator election folks, the Turtle! Not much is known about this turtle, but we know that he can fly and loves to eat coconuts. We'll keep a close eye on this turtle!
However, a certain someone despises the turtle, and has started a campaign to shoot this turtle out of the sky! He's already begun badmouthing it, and has started to raise awareness! This man is named Mariofighter. Rumored to be plotting an assassination, this man is armed and deadly! He is now wanted in most of Kanto, he must be stopped at all costs!
The turtle has been spotted raising campaign awareness near a jetliner! His new campaign is titled 'Deal With It!'
We'll keep following this turtle closely.
