Author Topic: Corrupt a wish (Read 193682 times)

Tenebrae · « **Reply #705 on:** September 04, 2013, 07:34:55 am »

Granted, but humanity never progressed and you arent here typing this.

I wish intelligence weren't declining so rapidly.

Anonymouslyanon · « **Reply #706 on:** September 04, 2013, 12:45:55 pm »

Granted, but now it's declining even more rapidly than before.
I wish my old watch didn't break.

ZobTheSlayer · « **Reply #707 on:** September 04, 2013, 02:03:02 pm »

Granted, but it goes anti-clockwise.

I wish I could control the weather

mitzr · « **Reply #708 on:** September 04, 2013, 02:10:13 pm »

Granted you are now a castform.
I wish for a rock painted yellow.

ZobTheSlayer · « **Reply #709 on:** September 04, 2013, 02:43:25 pm »

Granted, but it rains

I wish I had black hair

Sahaquiel_9 · « **Reply #710 on:** September 04, 2013, 05:18:25 pm »

Granted, it all falls off.
I wish I could read all kanji.

Anonymouslyanon · « **Reply #711 on:** September 04, 2013, 06:05:37 pm »

Granted, but you can no longer read anything else. Ever.
I wish it was cooler here. I mean temperature cooler not like the other kind of cooler.

Sahaquiel_9 · « **Reply #712 on:** September 04, 2013, 06:20:37 pm »

Granted, but you freeze.
I wish I could write good music.

jibbyfunk · « **Reply #713 on:** September 04, 2013, 06:53:09 pm »

Granted, but I have to play it (I can't play anything or sing well)

I wish I didn't hate my science teacher so much.

Sahaquiel_9 · « **Reply #714 on:** September 04, 2013, 06:57:47 pm »

Granted, but he/she hates you.
I wish I was a good actor so I could be in movies.

jibbyfunk · « **Reply #715 on:** September 04, 2013, 07:28:41 pm »

Granted, but you fall, break your leg, and then bleed out.

I wish I could appreciate even the worst of music.

Tenebrae · « **Reply #716 on:** September 04, 2013, 07:34:40 pm »

Wish granted, but you're doomed to listen to it for eternity.

I wish October would come faster.

Sahaquiel_9 · « **Reply #717 on:** September 04, 2013, 07:36:00 pm »

Granted, but it suddenly becomes June again (you're waiting for summer, right? I'm waiting for winter)
I wish that I had more money than I need.

Tenebrae · « **Reply #718 on:** September 04, 2013, 07:41:21 pm »

Granted, but you have so much you drown. (Also I'm waiting for X&Y)

I wish an X&Y demo would come to the eShop soon.

Z4X3R · « **Reply #719 on:** September 04, 2013, 08:30:34 pm »

Granted but Kim Jong Un nukes you.
I wish for Obama to bang oprah

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