Pokemon Server Archive
Community Related => General Discussion => Topic started by: bothehobo on February 12, 2012, 04:51:59 pm
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This is a forum game, both admins and normal players can play. The objective is to corrupt the other persons wish in the funniest/worst way possible I'll give some example
I wish I had a job.
Granted, but you work at mcdonalds as a burger flipper
I wish I could live forever
Granted, but you become a baby and you don't age
I wish I wasn't bored right now
Granted, but your dead
This is all for the game dont take things too personally.
I'll start it off,
I wish I wasnt a towel
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Done, Instead your a sweaty jock strap. :I
I wish I had good health
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Granted, but them you get addicted to something other than minecraft
I wish I had a life
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Granted, but then everyone around you dies.
I wish I had a lot of money.
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Granted, but it's a deflated amount from Africa, so in America, you have enough to buy have a hamburger.
I wish I wasn't so cold.
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Granted, but the money you had becomes worthless
I wish I hadn't died 4 times today
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Granted, you died 5 times.
I wish I had moar badges.
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Granted, but you lost them all to a restart.
I wish I had some good food.
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Granted, but even though the food was good it had a huge amount of Estrogen injection.
I wish I had a ugly wife.
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Granted, her name is 1cecold (jk)
I wish 1ce wouldn't ban me for saying that.
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Granted but then I make you WANT to be banned for the rest of your time on the server.
I wish I were more merciful.
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Granted, but you lost your ability to be merciful.
I wish my computer wasn't laggy.
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Granted, you don't have a computer at all
I wish I had shoes
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Granted, but your hands and feet switched.
I wish I wasn't black.
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Granted, you're purple.
I wish I wanted to go to bed.
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Granted, but you have Vigoroth's Vital Spirit ability.
I wish my iPad wasn't about to die.
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Granted, but your the bed is in the wide open area of the North Pole.
I wish my wishes never got corrupt. :(
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Granted, but your life becomes corrupt and so does the wishes again.
I wish trainer would treat me more like the wise veteran I am and Rigby wouldn't /lightning me and everybody loved me (no homo).
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Granted, but in an act of kindness Rigby teleports you to the nether where you can't hear everyone not homosexually loving you. Also, Rigby forgot to turn off the instaban that occurs when you enter the nether. And then you die. The end.
(That seemed kinda cruel lol)
I still wish my iPad wasn't about to die.
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Granted, you don't have an iPad.
I wish I was more helpful. Also that nothing can be corrupt, not even nothing and not even something and not even anything existing or non existent.
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Granted, but then the world ends and no one enjoys the paradise.
I wish I could get a committed girlfriend who loves me for who I am, with no lies and illusions and pure love with no side reasons for being with me.
Is that too much to ask?
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Granted, but she's ugly as shit.
I wish I didnt overreact so easily.
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Granted, but now your PREGNANT!!!
I wish I was the father.
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Granted. But you get 6 weeks to live.
I wish for peace of mind.
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Granted, you're mind is blank.
I wish for something/nothing thats awesome/not.
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Granted, you get a paradox that sucks up the entire universe.
I wish it was easy to type on a phone.
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Granted, but your phone is as big as a brick now.
I wish Selena Gomez was my wifey.
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Granted, then Justin beiber kills you in jealousy.
I wish for... Nothing.
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Granted, then Justin beiber kills you in jealousy.
I wish for... Nothing.
Granted, but then you changed your mind and your now unhappy that you have nothing >:D
I wish i was unbanned
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Semi-granted, speak to admin (then PERISH)
I wish for a better Mic
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Semi-granted, speak to admin (then PERISH)
I wish for a better Mic
Granted, but you're a mute now.
I wish for world peace.
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Granted, but the aliens come and take Earth hostage.
I wish I didn't have to go to drumline practice tonight.
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Granted, but then they kick you off.
I wish I were the smartest person ever.
This way I could foresee things, and not be killed for it, and anything that could possibly happen would be in my mind. Imagine the movie Limitless. But naturally.
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Granted, but a black man assassinated you.
I wish I wasn't racist.
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Granted, but now everyone else is.
I wish for my own personal Island.
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Granted, but it's an active volcano.
I wish Gotham City Imposters would hurry up and finish downloading.
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Granted but then your xbox gets the red ring of death
i wish i had no stress.
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Granted, but your presence gets everyone else stressed.
I wish I had the power to turn any object to gold and I could choose to turn the item to gold or not.
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Granted, but you forgot you could only get one wish (oh wait) so you only get the first one granted, and die Minos' death.
I wish Valentines day didn't exist.
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Granted, but its renamed to "Everyone has a lover besides 1ce, hahahahahaha."
(1ce, I dont have a valentines either so dont feel bad bro :P)
I wish I didn't feel bad for insulting 1ce.
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Granted, but 1ce smites you anyways.
I wish my dad didn't hog the PS3 so he can play Skyrim.
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Granted, he doesn't hog it but still plays skyrim.
I wish my thumbs werent so small.
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Granted, he doesn't hog it but still plays skyrim.
I wish my thumbs werent so small.
Granted, but your toes are tiny
I wish logblock worked on my server.
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granted; but world guard now is incompatible with your server
I wish i had an endless supply of starbursts
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Granted, but it completely fills your mouth and nose so you can't breath
I wish I was at my house
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Granted, but it burned...
I wish for a bag of peanuts.
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Granted, but the peanuts are millennia old and and are now peanut dust.
I wish I had epic glow-in-the-dark drumsticks.
(In case you hadn't guessed by now, I'm a percussionist.)
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Granted, but the peanuts are millennia old and and are now peanut dust.
I wish I had epic glow-in-the-dark drumsticks.
(In case you hadn't guessed by now, I'm a percussionist.)
Granted, But your drumsticks caused somebody to have an epileptic fit/seizure
I wish i was a dinosaur
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Granted, but you are dissected by scientists.
I wish I didnt have English Homework. (for the record F UUUUUUU)
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Granted, you have to do literature.
I wish some people weren't loud
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Granted, you then go deaf.
I wish I could never break a heart.
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Granted, but now you break peoples bones.
I wish I had a better corruption to say above.
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Granted, but then you can never say what it is, forced to keep it secret until you die.
I wish I could never break a heart (try again boiz)
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Granted, you cant break hearts but yours is gone.
I wish 1ce thinks of this as a good corruption.
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Granted, but 1st comes to his senses and sees how awesome and intelligent my curruptions are and looks down upon your corruption (too much? Lol)
I wish I haz a perty unicornz?!
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Granted, but your unicorn rapes you in the ass.
I wish you all to imagine the above with a Barbie unicorn as the unicorn.
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Just already CURRUPTED EQUIN
I wish that image was out of my mind
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Granted, but you lose the rest of your memories as well.
I wish people would stop caring about me and my opinions.
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Granted but I still care cuz ur awesome.
I wish.....
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Granted, now people forget you even exist.
I wish King Kong was my home dog.
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Granted, but he then eats you for being too good of a friend
I wish that my battery wasn't about to die.
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Granted, but now, it is dead..
I wish for Archie to be unbanned.
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Granted but then you get banned
I wish I had all my items back
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Granted, but now youre banned again.
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U haz to wish something vitto!
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I don't!
I wish for a bouncing ball
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Well I want you to wish something so I can CRUSH IT >:D
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I did, read better.
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Granted, now no one knows what you wished for.
I wish for world peace.
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Granted, but the world's economy collapses because we rely on the war economy.
I wish I didn't suck at Metal Gear.
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Granted but then the game never works for you again.
I wish I had slightly bigger muscles.
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Granted but then the game never works for you again.
I wish I had slightly bigger muscles.
Granted, But you used steroids to get them. You become depressed and take an overdose.
I wish i could load my save of pokemon emerald on my emulator
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Granted but all your games corrupt and you have no more games
I wish I was champion again
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Granted, but everyone leaves the server.
I wish for an extra arm
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Granted you get an extra arm, but it replaces your penis
I wish I had my homework done =/
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Granted, but a dog pissed on it an called it his towel.
I wish I could see through sexy women's clothes.
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Granted, but when you look at the women they turn butt ugly
I wish that I could get away from my school :(
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granted, but you now have to go to alcatraz
i wish i could feel no pain
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Granted but then you get hit by a train. Atleast you didn't feel a thing :}
I wish I could Purify this world Bwahahahah!
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Granted, but everyone moved to Mars..
I wish for 3 more wishes!
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Granted, but then they all get corrupted too.
I wish I could turn invisible at will.
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Granted, but youll get locked up for testing
I wish I coukd come up with a wish
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Granted, But it turns out to be perfect grammar.
I wish for all world hunger to end.
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Granted, but thirst has become worse.
I wish I could use normal reply instead of quick reply.
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Granted but now everything takes too long to reply to,
I wish for better dragons
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Granted but now everything takes too long to reply to,
I wish for better dragons
Granted, but they are all pink.
I wish i had more votes to unban me.
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Granted, but you wont be allowed to come back anyways.
I wish Archie had more votes to unban him.
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granted but jeddeth does something terrible with multiple accounts and theres no choice but an IP ban.
I wish i could shoot beams of rainbow death at will once every 24 seconds
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Granted but you have no Abbility power ;)
I wish I was a werewolf >:D
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Granted, but the sparkly vampires come and eat you.
I wish Twilight's vampires actually burned in the sunlight like they're supposed to.
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Granted, then you become one.
I wish I had a warm heart.
I wish I got PAGE (oh wait)
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Granted, then you become one.
I wish I had a warm heart.
I wish I got PAGE (oh wait)
You got page 7, its an odd number, you hate odd numbers, you commit suicide
I wish i was a train.
Btw 250th post in general discussion
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Granted but then u get decomissioned and spend the rest of your life under a bridge covered in dust with all the other ald trains.
i wish i could find a monkey relataed quote which i could use for my login/logout that fitted the fucking space that you are allowed in the minecraft text box!!!!!!!!!!!
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Granted, but the plugin is gets outdated and a similar plugin never arises.
I wish Pokemon or Digimon was real.
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Granted, but you can never see them.
I wish I was better late game with Lee Sin :I
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Granted but its only the last 10 seconds.
I wish I could disapear.
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Granted, but everyone can see you
I wish.....for.....
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Granted but nobody knows what you wished for
I wish that my sister had not thrown my phone.
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Granted but you then drop it in the toilet.
I wish my farts smelled like roses.
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Granted but its a deadly gas and you die from it anyhow.
I wish for a prosperous Johto and soon to come future regions (Hopefully) ;D
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Granted but its a deadly gas and you die from it anyhow.
I wish for a prosperous Johto and soon to come future regions (Hopefully) ;D
Granted but you forget to make a backup and when worldguard fails, all the maps get griefed
I wish i was a pokemon trainer
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GARY OAK: STEALS ALL THE POKEMON
SUCK MY DICK ARCHIE!
Not a Pokemon Trainer
I wish for nothing
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Granted but then you loose everything
I Wish Like a Boss 8)
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Granted you lose your job
I wish i had a better computer
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Granted, your computer is an advanced one from Japan and you can't understand how it works.
I wish I had a castle to live in.
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Granted but then you lose it to a sieige.
I wish I get page a third time in a row!!!!!!
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Granted, but i get 10 pages in a row.
I wish people would forgive me
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Granted, but then the server shuts down after going bankrupt.
I wish to die.
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Granted
I wish I could fly
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WTF RAGE RAGE RAGE QUIT
IWANTMYCORRUPTION
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(1ce)Granted, but science evolves so much that your brought back to life.
I wish Nicki Minaj's ass was real. (fuck her name)
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WTF RAGE RAGE RAGE QUIT
IWANTMYCORRUPTION
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lolwat
Anyhow Granted but then her ass gets super fat because she gets Sponsord by twinkies. HAH
I wish I dont ever get caught by the law.
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Granted, but now your considered a terroist.
I wish I had a 100% chance to do a get rich quick scheme.
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You only get a 99% chance bitch
I wish for 100 more wishes.
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Granted but all of them are wasted ;D
I wish now that I am a terrorist I can Change the world in MY image.
Like a Boss 8)
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Granted, but nobody believes it is real, everybody kills eacother to try to wake up.
I wish for sup.
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Soup.
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???
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Granted, but it's a soup you're allergic to!
I wish we had more emoticons on our forums.
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Granted, but they're all like this: trololololol and not this: :)
I wish I had x-ray vision.
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Granted, but you're banned from the server for X-Raying
I wish I could sleep all day.
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Granted, but you won't be able to wake up agakn
K wish for the abklkty to type the letter 'K' knstead of uskng the letter 'K'
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Granted, but your K key breaks on your keyboard and on your onscreen keyboard.
I wish Vitto died.
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Granted, but i had to kill you along with the TNT i threw
I wish for Vitto to die again
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Granted, but you choose the wrong Vitto, Im alive :D
I wish for a diamond block.
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Granted, but you mine into a lava pool.
I wish for sex without STDs, arrest, or pregnancy possible.
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Granted, sex now causes death.
I wish I could breathe fire.
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Granted, but you end up drowning 8)
I wish I could be President
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Granted, but you get assassinated 1 day after you take office
I wish I was a firetruck.
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Granted, but the ambulances go on a major Firetruck killing spree. They call it the holoucaust for Firetrucks.
I wish girls would openly say they want to have sex with you.
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Granted, but the ambulances go on a major Firetruck killing spree. They call it the holoucaust for Firetrucks.
I wish girls would openly say they want to have sex with you.
Granted but they all die
I wish Mio would spawn more giants
Edit: how come equin0x gets Viridam Leader rank and I don't get Cerulean?
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Granted but you wont get to kill any of them
edit: oops forgot a wish
I wish people wouldnt ask stupid questions.
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Granted, the questions people ask are so intelligent you can't understand them.
I wish I could turn invisible.
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Granted, but you die by someone randomly swinging a wild axe since you can't be seen.
I wish I had a billion dollars so I can drop out.
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Granted but you spend it all on blow and OD after the 3rd hit.
Like a Boss 8)
Wish Life wasn't so complicated.
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Granted, but now its too simple, and everyone is dumb.
I wish for chocolate.
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Granted, but you get the last cocoa bean and chocolate no longer exists.
I wish I could sleep on a normal schedule.
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Granted, but you sleep on a bed of nails.
I wish i had no homework
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Granted, but you will become a mailman.
I wish for jelly beans.
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Granted, but they replace your testicles. (Wait they already did! xD)
I wish I had a Free Alienware Laptop.
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Granted, but they replace your testicles. (Wait they already did! xD)
I wish I had a Free Alienware Laptop.
(me too) granted but it has uncureable viruses (like aids)
I wish I had the super power to read peoples minds and i can turn it on and off when i want...
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Granted but then you learn too much and the CIA find you and abduct you for testing.
I wish I could stop the CIA from hurting Mio.
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Granted, but now they take you!
I wish for all the regions to be finished already.
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Granted but then the server gets shut down for copying Pokemon
wish I could stop caring.
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Granted, but now your current and future dragons and eggs die instantly.
I wish I didn't have to download a download so that download can download the download I want.
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Granted, your computer overheats and fries your harddrive.
I wish for Gustapo. (Few will understand who I'm talking about)
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Granted, but now YOU hafta deal with him constantly spazzing out if you leave him alone for 10 seconds ( I mean he flips ape shit like I beat em ) him chewing your wires, chasing your animals, and being just nonstop adorable. (also just because I had to deal with the hell it was) Lets say you also hafta re potty train him
I wish I could grow weed
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Granted, then you get arrested for it.
I wish I would do my homework more.
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Granted but now you get twice the homework, Also you hafta fix that last wish because it clealy interacts with a prior wish on my part.
Exhibit A
WTF RAGE RAGE RAGE QUIT
IWANTMYCORRUPTION
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lolwat
Anyhow Granted but then her ass gets super fat because she gets Sponsord by twinkies. HAH
I wish I dont ever get caught by the law.
Exhibit B
Granted, but now your considered a terroist.
I wish I had a 100% chance to do a get rich quick scheme.
Oh and I wish for a Pony! ;D
Like a Boss 8)
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Granted and then it molests you.
I wish I were happy and healthy.
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Granted but you die at 25
I wish I had a cookie 8)
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Granted but it poisons you and you are paralyzed for life.
I wish for poop.
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Granted but on first look, you are desitigrated due to poopieness
I can haz chamanderz!
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Granted, but it instantly dies along with all your other pokemanz.
I wish for 1ce's buttox.
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Granted but it's so big it crushs you
I wish I don't get banned for saying that
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Granted but the server shuts down instead.
I wish for an uncorruptible wish.
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Granted but its still a waste of a wish.
I wish for a Purple or Red Nebula Dragon 8)
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Granted, but it glitches out and can't get views
I wish for an event tonight
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Granted but everyone else wins Illegal armor n weps
I wish I could beat my ds faster
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Granted, but you beat it so hard it breaks
I wish for the shit in the chest at spawn (I know what's in there, and it's better than Enchanted Sword)
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granted but its actually gravel
(https://www.pokemonserver.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg46.imageshack.us%2Fimg46%2F7672%2F20120226143709.png&hash=979830f5df9a467550a9710240c1c5ef)
I did not change it promise.
I wish I didnt have to go to work tonight..
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Damnit Rigby! Why did you tell me it was illegal enchantments!?
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BAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA Yeah that's an old troll, it's always been gravel saying LOL
Granted, YOURE FIRED
I wish for Chewy Gobstoppers to be sold again. So I can buy like 500 boxes. This is a legit wish too.
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Granted but they all go bad before you get to eat any
I wish for more booze.
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Granted, but you drank something earlier that gave it a chemical reaction and you implode.
I wish I mastered the "Jumper" power.
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Granted and then Chuck Norris hunts you down. Obviously you don't get away from him.
I wish for my sweat to taste like chocolate.
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Granted but then fat old women find out forcing you to satisfy them before they devour you.
I wish I felt better.
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Granted but now you are a 2 foot tall body builder from guatemala named clickclick that nobody outside of his small village has ever heard of, and theres no internet. or indoor plumbing.
I wish for a zombie apocalypse
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Granted, but you are the only casualty
I wish for an event at 8PM EST TONITE
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granted but you end up missing it
I wish I dont get into big trouble ;D
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Granted, but now you do not exist in the fabric of the universe anymore. :D
I wish for this sentence to be true. The previous statement is false though.
Try to corrupt an infinite paradox.
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Pwnd. ok now i wish this wasnt a sentence
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It's not, it lacks punctuation and capitalization. Good Job.
I wish for a longer penis. Have fun.
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Granted then it turns into a rayquaza and kicks your butt or gets chopped off.
I wish I was a gym leader!!
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Granted, but you hoard badges and get kicked off your first day.
I wish Johto WOULD FINISH BY TOMORROW.!
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Granted then the server corrupts.
I wish I Joined the server earlier.
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Granted
But your banned
I wish there was still a shop in the UK where i can physically buy video games
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Granted
But your banned
I wish there was still a shop in the UK where i can physically buy video games
Granted but it is all Superman 64 that is stock.
I wish that I was :banana: .
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Granted, but a wandering Snorlax decides to stop and have you for lunch.
I wish I had a penguin as a pet.
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Granted, but your penguin dies.
I wish I was dead
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Granted but you go to hell! :P
I wish I'd get the last badge and become an elite.
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Granted but u lose to the first elite and ur armor is destroyed by his axe.
I wish 1ce's server was ready
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Granted but you fall in the void with all your badges.
I wish I did go to hell
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not granted coz u didnt corrupt my wish
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Granted but u lose to the first elite and ur armor is destroyed by his axe.
I wish 1ce's server was ready
Granted but you get banned immediately for some odd reason.
I wish I could come up with something to wish for.
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Granted but it is corrupted by......me
I wish i didnt have 6 GCSE exams in 2 months
PS i that play is pretty cool anonymous
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Granted, you now have 10 exams in one month.
I wish I had a cookie.
And I just noticed Anon's avatar as well and he gains 30 respect points for it.
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Granted but it's a poisonous cookie.
I wish I didn't have so much homework over spring break.
I didn't know that people actually knew about AVPM here.
You guys are awesome. :>
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Granted but you fail all your classes.
I wish I could watch more than 2 minutes of AVPM before dying on the inside.
Extreme potter fan here, but I can't stand that musical.
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Granted but you cant watch TV
I wish i was a kitten
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Granted, but you're owned by a fat rich lady who won't let you have any time to yourself constantly petting you and making sure that you're constantly in her hands and putting you on her cleavage so she has a good reach to pet you even more while she coos and coddles you until she dies and you end up getting passed on to a spoiled rotten rich girl who dresses you up in bonnets and has you play with her tea set until you die of starvation because shes to spoiled to understand responsibility.
Je souhaite que je n'avais pas de sens.
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granted but i used google translate
i wish i had a very awesome desktop
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granted but i used google translate
i wish i had a very awesome desktop
Thast wasnt corrupted. Next?
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You wished that you didnt have to sens, I dont know what sens is, but its granted,after this, you die.
I wish for apple pie
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Granted but the apple pie bursts into flames once you get it.
I wish for a pencil.
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granted but i used google translate
i wish i had a very awesome desktop
Thast wasnt corrupted. Next?
how was it not corrupted :(
You wished to make no sense, but I used google translate so you made sense
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Granted but the apple pie bursts into flames once you get it.
I wish for a pencil.
Granted, but it's a magical pencil that stabs you in the eye.
I wish it was easier to type on an iPod.
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Wish granted but your touch screen stops responding.
I wish I were smart.
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wish granted, but by comparison to all the geniuses, your dull
I wish i had some cheese
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Granted, but the cheese turns into a bird and pecks your eyeballs out.
I wish that people would stop asking to go to Sinnoh/Hoenn/Unova when they're not even builders.
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Granted but you no longer can.
I wish that I get accepted for unova builder.
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Granted, but the region is finished and is not to scale (you get to redo it all :evil: )
I wish for a less boring math class
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Granted, but your teacher's concept of a less boring math class involves fire and human sacrifice. Good luck surviving.
I wish that I could go to sleep earlier.
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thanks for those words of confidence, i apreciate that...
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Granted, but your teacher's concept of a less boring math class involves fire and human sacrifice. Good luck surviving.
I wish that I could go to sleep earlier.
Granted, every time you wake up you fall asleep five minutes later.
I wish Skyrim had co-op multiplayer.
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granted, but your arms fall off so you can't play.
I wish that I didn't have to region all of Johto tonight :/
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Wish granted. But you're rebuilding it.
I wish Castelia would build itself
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Granted, but it was built off-scale, so everyone has to rebuild it.
I wish for diamonds.
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Granted, but they decompress into Graphite
I wish to stop mass bitching during events
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Granted, but no one turns up.
I wish I was green
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granted, but u get turned into weed and snoop dog smokes you.
I wish i was superman
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Granted but no one likes you
I wish I had a big penis
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Granted but you take steroids and it shrivels up.
I wish league was fun again.
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Granted but you continue to suck, the fun is in your perception.
I wish I had a pony who couldn't kill me or hate me or do anything bad to me or anyone else.
Or die or do anything bad to itself
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Wish granted but someone mutilates it instead.
I wish I didn't have to do this assignment -_-
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Granted but you get a 0.
I wish school was finished!
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Granted but its year round school (youll be back in 2 weeks)
I wish i could make a wish that no one could corrupt
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Granted, but you forget about it the second after you thought about it.
I wish for some food.
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Granted, but you're allergic to it.
Wish pokemon was real
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Granted, but they try to eat you up.
I wish that my wishes would come true and in NO way would I forgot OR get it corrupted and it not to be wasted and not having the world having being related to this or anything that will be bad to the world or the people or any living or non living things in ALL
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Wish granted but you get syntax error (You worded it horribly)
I wish I wasn't fat
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Granted, now you are anorexic
I wish for a pure hearted pony and no syntax error will occur and nothing bad will happen AT ALL, and that its not wasted nor will i forget it.
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Wish granted, but your pony had no brain.
I wish I wasn't anorexic
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Granted, now you are fat again, gaining a few thrillion pounds.
I wish I was smarter and my head will not exdplode and my wish unable to get corrupted in ANY form of corruption not even corruption itself.
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Wish granted but in the process of trying to corrupt an incorruptible wish, your wish is corrupted.
I wish those pounds were money :/
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Granted, now the you are arrested for stealing the money from a bank.
I wish that I could think of an incorrupt wish that will not get corrupted by the process of corrupting an incorruptable wish and the normal corruption, and that a paradox will not happen and there will be no hole in the time space continuem ( I dont know how to spell this and i wish this is not a corruption too)
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Wish granted, but you can't think of any.
I wish this song would write itself
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Granted, but the song was SO horrible that your ears exploded trying to hear 1 second of it.
I wish that something good will happen and will not affect anyone but me in a positive way and will not have a negative influence on anyone.
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Granted, but it happens in a parallel universe.
Wish i had a band :P
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Granted, but they were full of gangsters and they beat you up.
I wish that a paradox will happen to paradox. XD
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Wish granted but Paradox IS the paradox.
I wish someone else would corrupt my wishes...
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Granted, but no one else is online so I shall corrupt your wish.
I wish that tene would not state the obvious.
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Wish granted but then I do.
I wish I didn't have to eat
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Granteed, you have become anorexic again.
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Wish granted but I eat the banana :P om nom nom :P
I wish that my wish will be wished for me
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Granted, wait I made that wish for you, so technically its corrupted :p
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Wish granted but the fruit isn't orange.
I wish I was likeable
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Granted, now you are barney, kids like you now. :D
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Wish Granted but it...
I wish i was loved
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Granted, now twilight loves you.
I wish that tene likes twilight.
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Wish granted but then I don't.
I wish that Zekrom74 likes Twilight
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Granted, but it sucks, so I hate it again.
I wish tene was in university, and if she is, good for her
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Wish granted but I decide to quit.
I wish Zek would capitalise my't'
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Granted, but you end up exploding from not having no corruption.
I wish I had a nice Computer.
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Granted, it LOOKS nice BUT the graphics sucks AND there is a 1 KB ram.
I wish I dont have to say a wish.
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Wish granted, but you only have Win95
I wish I had office
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Granted, but It was one cubicle.
I wish I was a pokeball.
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Granted, now you are stuck with a smelly snorlax in you.
I wish that Ali was Ali.
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Granted, but It was one cubicle.
i meant microsoft office -_-
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Granted, now you are stuck with a smelly snorlax in you.
I wish that Ali was Ali.
granted, but ali lives as far away as physically possible away from you, with no internet within that distance
i wish this banana would stop dancing with a flamethrower :banana: :flamethrow:
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Granted, it dances in a flamethrower.
I wish I was dax's co!!
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Granted, now it's dancing next to a smiley with a flamethrower.
I wish trees had leaves.
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Granted, now it's dancing next to a smiley with a flamethrower.
I wish trees had leaves.
Granted, it dances in a flamethrower.
I wish I was dax's co!!
epic fail....
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Ninjas... :(
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Ninjas... :(
Wish granted.
Butterflies
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Wish granted.
Butterflies
wish denied
i wish i had all good music that i liked (country, rock, r&b, reggea, jazz, etc. BUT NO RAP) on my ipod that could not be affected by corrupting this wish, and the music was uncorruptable as well. (beat that)
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Wish granted, but your computer has crashed due to the overloading of incorruptablity
I wish that a paradox would happen :/
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Wish granted but it corrupted being corrupted, so it wasn't corrupted.
I wish my head wasn't bleeding :/
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Granted but your nose is!
I wish my right eye was working
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Granted but your left eye no longer is.
I wish I could stay home today.
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Granted but your home is a turtles shell.
I wish i worked for nintendo
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granted, but your forced to make the cooking mama games in japanese
I wish journalism class was easier
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Wish granted, but you take up quantum physics.
I wish our lab went to plan
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Wish Granted, The lab blew up
I wish i wasnt so rich. :3
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Wish granted, bank error in your favour, Collect $200 :P
I wish my hair didn't singe :/
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Wish granted you have no hair
i Wish there was no school tommorow
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Wish granted, you have school today.
I wish I was a guy
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Granted, but your penis is now your noise.
I wish for a working TeamSpeak over vacation. :P
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wish granted, no one is on there ever
i wish i didnt have hay fever
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Wish denied, wtf is hay fever
I wish i had a chinchila.
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granted, but you die
I wish for cupcakes.
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Granted, the cupcake is actualy a bomb
i wish this game would neva end.
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Wish granted but the world ends.
I wish people didn't stereotype
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Wish granted but the world ends.
I wish people didn't stereotype
wish granted, but you stereotype
i wish i had an easier class to be a teacher's aid in
Wish denied, wtf is hay fever
I wish i had a chinchila.
hay fever is allergies to pollen, and the dry muginess that comes with spring
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Granted. But the students and teacher HATE you! :p
I wish pokemon was real!!!
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The objective is to corrupt the other persons wish in the funniest/worst way possible I'll give some example
Honestly, we're getting boring here. "Granted but you die." If I had a penny for every time this was in the thread, I'd have 4 or 5 cents. But you get the point. Put some thought into it.
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Granted. But the students and teacher HATE you! :p
I wish pokemon was real!!!
Granted but Arceus gets pissed and teleports you to space
I wish for more wishes
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Granted, but they are all corrupted by me.....
I wish my pokemon black didn't get corrupted.
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Wish granted but you lose it instead.
I wish I was me
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Granted, but you got trapped in a castle and you have hyperventilation, so you are stuck inside suffering as you are actually in a small jail
I wish for an uncorrupted and unwasted wish
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Wish granted but, that was your 3rd wish from the genie so you don't get to use the wish.
I wish that I could finally get my swords in mcmmo to level 500 and that there is NEVER another rollback again.
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Wish granted by the server ditches mcmmo for heroes :P
I wish I didn't have to get up so early today
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Wish Granted because, you don't get to sleep at all.
I wish my basement did not flood, making so 5 of my video games are ruined D:
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Wish dinied the games were already ruined
I wish people would ...........................leave your creative or thoughtfull responce bellow.?????What 1ce 1ce baby oddys like a melody in my head ......... and i was like mio mio mio oooooo like mio mio mio oooooo........ let the zombie hit the floor let the zombie hit the FFFFLLLLOOOORRRRRR........Paras song (insert Dubstep here)?????
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Wish granted, but your house burnt down melting ALL of your video games :P
I wish ants didn't smell funny..
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Wish granted, but you lose your ability to smell.
I wish for a dancing banana man like this one: :banana: but, NOT like this one: :banpoop:
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wish granted, but then all the banana's get removed and your stuck with this: :finger: now everyone is pissed off at you because you gave them the bird.
i wish that my spring break was a week long and not 3 days long
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Granted but, you get SO MUCH homework that you have to spend 5 days straight doing it. When you are finished you have 2 days left to actually do stuff other than homework.
I wish I didn't lose my wallet :( .
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Granted but you find it with nothing in it because a covert CIA agent was tailing you, picked it up, stole everything for a database against you, and will soon give that information to an assassin.
Creativity people...
I wish minecraft weren't so addicting.
-
Granted, but you become addicted to Hello Kitty Island Adventure instead. Also Mojang goes bankrupt
I wish i was the dancing banana
-
Granted, but random hungry man comes along, shoves you into a blender and makes you a smoothie.
I wish I had a pet sheep.
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wish granted, but it is only a lamb and you are forced to offer it up as a burnt offering, removing the fat from its body before. then the offering fails and you are stuck with lepracy
I wish i could find a job
-
Granted but you get fired your 1st day.
I wish I could donate!!!
-
Granted, but someone hijacked your account midway and you lose all your money you ever had.
I wish my desktop screen would be fixed so I wouldn't have to play on a laggy laptop
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Wish denied. You didn't corrupt mine. I have no money in my account! :p
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Please make a wish, why the server down btw
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Granted, but someone hijacked your account midway and you lose all your money you ever had.
I wish my desktop screen would be fixed so I wouldn't have to play on a laggy laptop
wish granted, but the first time you open the web, your computer gets a virus. in an attempt to take your rage out, you try to take the new screen apart but its sealed shut. so you leave it on the ground, and later while your playing with your brother/sister, you trip, fall on the screen, crack it, and make the screen go dim.
i wish my spring break was a week long
-
Granted, but you aren't allowed to have fun but do the things you hate the most.
I wish I had every badge in all the Regions in the server. ;(
-
Granted but the admins think you are hacking and ban you.
I wish that cancer never existed.
-
Granted, but a disease almost like cancer now exists. Oh, and you're diagnosed with it.
I wish that Internet Explorer wasn't so slow.
-
Wish granted, but it doesn't load flash
I wish Tactic wasn't a creepy stalker
-
Granted, instead, you have Jack the ripper on your tail :P
I wish i was brilliant at animation
-
Granted, but nobody believes you are.
I wish Sinnoh was done.
-
Granted but it is not good so it is redone by voxel box.
I wish johto was done.
-
Granted, but the requirement is now that you need 5000+ power level.
-
Wish granted but a creeper blows it up.
I wish I ate
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Me too actually, quite hungry now <--- consider that my wish
Granted, but I ate your food.
....
Now I need a new wish again.
I wish I get a good job which pays good in a few years.
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Granted, But for the moment you pay them to employ you.
I wish that kids in britain werent so pathetic
-
Granted but you are one.
I wish ArchieSalt would answer his damned personal message and tell me where the coordinates to find Sevii on my server are so I can get MY MAP back on it.
:mad:
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Granted, but the coords lead to an island full of cake...not a Sevii island.
I wish my headphones would stop breaking.
-
Granted, but now you have nothing to listen to.
I wish for a tree.
-
granted, but the wind blows it over and it falls on your house
i wish i could take drivers ed that is coming up in two weeks
-
Granted but its gonna cost you $9999999999999999 a day
I wish my internet wouldnt cut out evey 10 minutes
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Granted, it cuts every 5.
I wish I didn't cut
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Granted, now you pissed
-
Granted, now you pissed
What...?
-
urine
-
Really confused
-
Ima start this up again lol
I wish i was a Bi-plane
Now corrupt it
-
Granted, but your oil tank is empty
I wish I had a Mustang plane with automatic turrets that wont kill me or any allies or peaceful people
-
Granted, But a jet shoots you down :P
I wish i was a kitten
-
Granted but you are a stray kitten with one eyeball, no tail, tire marks, spayed and nutered, and your own sex toy. Good luck seeing how that works.
I wish I was stretchy like the protagonist from One Piece. :D
-
Granted, You are stretchy but like the man from fantastic four.
I wish i was taller
-
Granted But, everyone else in the world becomes taller too so, you don't really look taller.
I wish I wasn't bored right now.
-
Granted but your entertainment is watching my little pony.
I wish i had a Windows Computer
-
Granted but its an actual computer made of glass windows
I wish mitzr was on so I can get his badge -.-
-
Granted, but you lost so you didnt get it.
I wish that I was invincible and will not explode from power.
-
Granted, but you were invincible for only 5 seconds and then you blow up.
I wish for apples.
-
Granted but after you bite on it you faint and a boy now has to kiss you in order to revive.
I wish an E4 member quit -.-
-
Granted, but someone else challenged them faster than you and got E4 title.
-
I wish pokemon was real
-
Granted, but arceus kills you for being banned.
I wish that I was invincible forever and cannto blow up or die in any form of way due to power or any other means.
-
Granted, You are paralyzed though.
I wish i was a better builder
-
Granted you blow up
I wish for the admin meeting results already :/
-
Granted, the conclusion is im unbanned and you are banned for sharing badges :3
I wish i had a banana phone
-
Granted but I eat it
I wish for an Arceus
-
Granted, but a monkey ate it.
I wish for a random item that is not destructible.
-
How did a monkey eat my Arceus
-
look at the second difference in my post, i was aiming for archie but well ill give you an explaination, it was so hungry it could eat a pokemon, so it chose arceus
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Granted, but you are destructable i stomp on you with my huge feet (IDK)
I wish for world war X
-
Granted, but out realise the 6 wars before it haven't happened yet.
I wish Ichiniisan weren't so mean
-
Granted, Everyone else is though
I wish i had moneyz
-
granted, but once you get those monies, you trip and they fall into a shredder
i wish i could drive
-
Granted, But the only cars around now are shitty electrics.
I wish Edd Gould didnt die
-
Alright, but he is fully paralyzed for life.
I wish confined spaces didn't exist.
-
Wish granted but you realise they're necessary for survival.
I wish i had a cat
-
Granted, but it died the second you had it.
I wish for superpowers.
-
Granted, You can grow and shrink your nails whenever you want.
I wish for a better camera
-
Granted, but it is SO heavy that you could not lift it up.
I wish that I can fly permanently and can turn it off and on and will not turn off in the air.
-
Granted, But you are not allowed to go higher than your house.
I wish for a time machine
-
Granted but the time you land in was the night your parents were having sex on that made you, so your interruption of their sex scares them, switches the sperm that made you with multiple others, turns you into first a girl, then a fat women, then a sickly boy, then a disembodied head on the shoulder of your siamese twin, then you finally disappear of then face of the earth.
I wish for three wishes. :)
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Granted, they were 3 magikarps.(fishes)
I wish that mario would stop talking about sex.
-
Granted but he fucka you
I wish for a shiny magikarp
-
Granted, but it is very shapeless.
I wish for my riolu to be a shiny evolvable one.
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That wasnt corrupted, I didnt want it to evolve
-
Ill corrupt it.
Granted, But shiny magikarp is solid gold causing his weight to drag him to the bottom of the ocean.
Magiakrp is now paralyzed, Permanently.
I wish for a bigger penis
-
Granted, but it's bigger and heavier than the rest of your body, so now you can't move.
I wish for cake.
-
Granted but a spy from TF2 happened to plant TNT which he got from a Minecraft player off amazon and when you blow out the candles your dead.
I wish my axes went up quicker -.-
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Granted but a spy from TF2 happened to plant TNT which he got from a Minecraft player off amazon and when you blow out the candles your dead.
I wish my axes went up quicker -.-
>Implying my cake had candles
Anyway, granted, but everyone's axes also went up higher, and now you have the lowest axes level on the server.
I wish my cake had candles.
-
Granted, but the smoke the candles emit is toxic and it kills you.
I wish it was my birthday.
-
Granted but no one is aware of it not even your family.
I wish it was June!
-
granted but you get forget to apply the propor ammount of sunscreen lotion, catch skin poisoning, and die
i wish tactic was so negligant with his skin care D=
-
Granted, but nown you are a girl
I wish I had air conditioner right now. (I'm on my phone )
-
Granted but it implodes and kills you
I wish for haters not to hate
-
Granted, the haters act and kill the things they can't hate.
I wish I had the money and technology to make an Iron Man suit.
-
Granted, but Whiplash kills you
I wish I had a dream..
-
Granted, but when you woke up, you became gay.
I wish an apple.
-
Granted, but now no more apples.
i wish i wasnt banned off the server
-
Granted, but now Liquid is banned.
I wish that Minecraft wasn't broken.
-
Granted, now YOU are.
I am eating an apple btw.
I wish for......
-
Granted, but the ......'s turn into unicorns that stab you repeatedly.
I wish that I felt like sleeping.
-
Granted, now you went to sleep PERMANENTLY.
I wish for oranges.
-
Granted, But they taste like bananas
I wish for a better computer :)
-
Granted but the computer is so smart it builds it self to become the terminator and kills you.
I wish for a narwhal
-
granted, you forgot to get a tank big enough to hold it, and while it is flopping around on the ground, it stabs you in the gut.
i wish i didnt have alergies
-
granted but you're only allergic to one thing. OXYGEN :-X
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I wish liquid came up with a wish.
-
Granted but I corrupt it.
I wish for moar events to take part in.
-
Granted, but you always lose
I wish I was a milionair
-
Granted, but you die and a random guy gets your money.
I wish for money to donate.
-
Wish granted but then you get it taken away for spelling millionaire wrong.
I wish vitto could spell
-
Granted, but vitto spells to well and his intelligence becomes to powerful he takes over the world and only kills one person you.
I wish that the easter bunny didn't leave edible paper.
-
Granted, but it leaves regular paper that you end up eating anyway.
I wish that I didn't procrastinate.
-
Granted but you forget everything instead
I wish the server didn't die on me.
-
Granted the server doesn't die, but when you leave, I leave aswell
I wish for a world with no sadness or hate or annoyingness :pray:
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Wish granted, but the I was born.
Wish i wasn't born :/
-
Granted, but no one else is born either.
I wish I didn't have so much homework.
-
Granted, but your dog eats the rest of your homework and fails you
I wish that if Rigby did leave forever he has an awesome and long life. And someone just as nice, funny, and cool takes his position but can never replace him :pray:
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But I don't have a dog?
Anyway, granted, but the everyone hates his replacement.
I wish that I didn't have so much laptop problems. :/
-
Nobody could ever replace Ribgy
-
wish granted, but you couldnt afford to fix your laptop, so you sold it for the money
i wish for a gaming computer
-
Granted...but its from the 60's
I wish I wasnt banned... :D
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granted, but you got banned again for no reason
-
No currupt
I wish liquid would remember to make wishes
-
Granted but he forgets anyways.
I wish Hunger Games was real...
-
Granted, but you die in the beginning.
I wish I wasn't in school right now.
-
Granted, but you are being shipped off to Boot Camp.
I wish Politics werent corrupt...
-
granted, but all other businesses and organizations are
i wish i could move back to my old town
-
Wish granted, but everyone's dead.
I wish the 400th post was more special.
-
Wish granted, it's a male pornographic post.
I wish I had a better laptop :I
-
Granted but the moment you open it up you get a blue screen and you does your mind.
I wish for a genie.
-
Granted, but it refuses to grant your wishes and your wishes only.
I wish people would stop stealing my pencils. :T
-
Granted, you're out of pencils anyway
I wish for an uncorruptable wish
-
Granted but that breaks logic so you don't exist anymore! YAY FOR NOW BEING NON-EXISTANT! :D
I wish for for money to buy Steam games.
-
Granted, but someone steals that money and blows it all by investing in the stock market.
I wish that it didn't take so long for me to log into Minecraft.
-
Granted but you can't log in at all.
I wish this assignment would so itself...
-
Granted, but when it finishes it sos your moth and nose and you die.
I wish could have less challengers.
-
Granted, the ones you get beat you no matter what
Wish i didn't have to go to school tommorrow
-
Granted, but you go to jail tomorrow.
I wish that I could fly.
-
Wish granted but you can only go up
I wish people would learn to read the minecraft chat -_-
-
Granted, but then you forget how to read the minecraft chat.
I wish that I could build things on scale.
-
Granted. everything you build looks horrible :D
I wish I didn't have so much homework...
-
Granted. everything you build looks horrible :D
I wish I didn't have so much homework...
Granted but the homework you have your dog eats.
Wish group projects didn't exist
-
Granted, but now you don't exist.
I wish that people didn't post so much while I'm at school.
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granted, we don't post EVER
Wish my birthday would come faster (it's may 16th)
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Wish granted, but you die.
Wish people were nicer sometimes
-
Granted, but compared to everyone else, you're a big jerk.
I wish that I didn't have to do this essay by tomorrow.
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Granted, it's due RIGHT NOW :D
wish I didn't miss that shiny cubone on GPX+ :I
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Wish granted but you don't find any shinies.
I wish my minecraft password wasn't changed on me
-
Granted, but you don't remember your username.
I wish that Minecraft wasn't so distracting.
-
Granted, you can't play it at all
Wish people wouldn't complain about no pokemobs
-
Granted, but now people complain about lag.
I wish that I had high mcmmo stats.
-
granted but then you get stats wiped
i wish this wasn't a sentance
-
granted but now you aren't using proper grammar.
I which i had a sandwhich.
-
Granted, but it tastes like death and the tears of small children.
I wish that there was something on T.V.
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Wish granted but its full of faecal matter.
I wish for uni to be over quicker.
-
Granted, but uni turns into a unicorn and burns down your house.
I wish that I was strong enough to flip tables.
-
Granted, but you flipped your whole house upside down.
I wish for a banana and I dont care if a monkey eats it.
-
granted a monkey doesnt eat it
i wish i could :immafirinmahlazor:
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Granted, but you :immafirinmahlazor: yourself.
I wish that someone didn't erase my Emerald's file.
-
Granted!, but every other game is wiped.
I wish I could get an iPad 3.
-
Granted but it's 4G and doesn't work in Australia.
I wish I had a Trans-Atlantic blimp
-
Granted!, but its the Hindingburg :roflmao:
I wish for $9999999999999999999999999.15
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Granted, but a space dog assasinated you and your account got hacked by a gorilla which has been given a medicine to have the intelligence of a scientist, but he is 13 mentally, so he plays minecraft.
I wish that Avengers would ocme up with a sequel soon.
-
Granted! but all the superheros die as Tony Stark forgot about the second nuke. >.> <.<
:cry:
I wish that this game would get even funnier!
-
Wish granted but I came along.
I wish i wasntn sick
-
Granted, now you have cancer.
I wish that pokemon was real.
-
Granted! but the whole Earth freezes over and everything dies. Everyone is after you causing World War 3, you lose, you die. Then the nations get together and agree to tribute a boy and girl each year to the death, called the Hunger Games!
(Yes I got bored :haha: )
I wish that I am Iron Man!
-
granted ur suit blows up
i wish i didnt have to go to the bathroom so much :/
-
Granted! but you explode from not peeing! :p
I wish the world wouldn't end!
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Granted, but you end.
01001001 00100000 01110111 01101001 01110011 01101000 00100000 01110011 01101111 01101101 01100101 01101111 01101110 01100101 00100000 01100011 01101111 01110101 01101100 01100100 00100000 01110010 01100101 01100001 01100100 00100000 01110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00001101 00001010.
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Granted. But you due to the fact that you had a sudden terminal disease and your remains are scattered around the world as your body explodes when you die as you ate a nuke too. (I understood what you said. You said that you wished that someone could read it, which I could lol)
01001001 00100000 01110111 01101001 01110011 01101000 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100001 01110100 00100000 01110111 01101111 01110010 01101100 01100100 00100000 01110000 01100101 01100001 01100011 01100101 00100000 01110111 01101111 01110101 01101100 01100100 00100000 01100011 01101111 01101101 01100101 00101110
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Granted! but no-one can understand you and they thought you were a robot, and dissected and killed you with :immafirinmahlazor:
I wish that I could get my 10,000 on the server back (and there are no consequences!) :banana:
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granted but you had to pay 10000 to get it (not a consequence)
i wish i my school wouldn't block so many pages
-
Granted but you don't have internet.
I wish I had fast internet!
-
I wish for a GF!!!
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I wish for a GF!!!
Wish granted, but its really a man.
I wish Dmonator followed the format
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wish DENID it will never happen
GAME OVER
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wish granted now this topic will not shut down
i wish tene would give me the bow that she threw into the void :cry:
-
Granted, but you end up throwing it back in the void anyway.
I wish I didn't have so many school projects.
-
wish granted
But now you got a afternoon detention
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I wish nothing bad will happen to me when this wish will be granted.
-
granted but its opposite day and u die
I wish i had 3 more wishes
-
Granted But invalid.
I wish for :banana:
-
granted but its dead
i wish i knew i had a wish
-
Granted but now you don't have any wishes left
I wish I knew if you could pick up girls with a tank :-[
-
Wish granted But there are no girls :trollface:
I wish :immafirinmahlazor:
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wish granted but instead of a lazar it is vomet
I wish i knew the true meaning of love >.> <.<
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Wish granted but everyone is 20 years younger than you
I wish for :banana:
-
Granted, but you grow ballsacks and it ran away.
I wish that I can have a flamethrower.
-
Wish granted but everyone is 20 years younger than you
I wish for :banana:
wouldnt that mean that they everyone will not even be born yet ?
Wish granted but you set everyone on fire
i wish that bleach will never have a final ending
-
Wish granted but Theres a cataclysmic event which forces it.
I wish for more music by this band >.<
-
Granted but it's Feat. Justin bieber.
I wish that this would be opposite day (paradox time!)
-
Wish granted but it due to theopposite nature of the day, it wasn't.
I wish this wish didn't come true.
-
Granted, but due to paradox univerce exploded.
I wish I had a magical canibal unicorn in a land of flesh-eating candies.
oh, and A dinosaur.
-
wish granted
But they both kill you and become
Koth
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I don't get what went wrong here...
That's what I wanted them to do.
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wish granted
it wasnt even a wish :mad:
-
your right it isnt
I wish for a cube with sanded edges.
-
Wish granted but you end up cutting yourself to death
I wish for a wish that cant be corrupted
-
wish granted u get no wish then
i wish that i was bird
-
wish granted but you end up getting run over by a car
I wish i could corrupt a wish :evil:
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I feel like reviving topics 2day =P
Granted, but then you get sent to hell
I wish I could fly
-
Granted, but http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBtvu90GaEQ&feature=player_embedded#! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBtvu90GaEQ&feature=player_embedded#!) (I have no idea how I got to this)
I wish for something bad to happen to me.
-
Granted your a sex slave
I wish I could be an admin on pokemonserver :D
-
Granted, but then you meet a leprachaun ( i thnik that's how it's spelled)
I wish i could be an Olympic swimmer
-
Granted You drown! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA :evil:
I wish I was 1ce's brother
-
Wish granted but 1ce disowns you.
I wish had a normal sleep routine.
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Granted
But you get diarrhea when you dont sleep.
-
Granted you become NORMAL
I wish I was ice
-
which one, icestar or 1cec0ld?
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Icestar .w.
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granted, but then you're banned
I wish i could play MC forever and ever, stopping only to eat and sleep
-
Granted you become me
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6FUR_nhGX8
I wish I was a hippo while tene was my wife
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granted, but then Poachers capture you and you die of stress
I wish i was an epic singer
-
Wish granted you choke on your tongue
I wish I was cell :immafirinmahlazor:
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cell lasor? whats that ._.
-
Dragon Ball Z Cell the IMAFIREHMAHLAZOR :immafirinmahlazor: guy -.- DUH
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i dont watch Dragon Ball Z
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Granted but you can never have love.
I wish I could goto newyork.
-
Granted but the temperature is below zero.
I wish I didn't have to pay $180 to fix my iPad screen :/
-
Wish granted, You have to pay $600 for a new ipad instead
I wish the weaether would sort itself out here -.-
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Granted, but it isnt concentrated
i wish i could grow a pair of wings.
-
Granted, but they rebel, and end up eating you.
I wish for $1.
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i meant the kind of wings you fly with... they cant rebel and eat you
-
The wings do what they want.
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I wish for $1.
Granted, but then its stolen
I wish i could die here and now
-
Granted but it was slow and painful.
I wish for no more wishes.
-
Granted, everyone else wishes
-
I wish that people cant wish for more wishes or wish more wishes or corrupt this wish.
:trollface:
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granted but naruto steals that wish
i wish i was KOTH
-
Granted, but then I become KOTH.
I wish I had a unicorn.
-
granted, then it gores you through the heart
i wish i WAS a unicorn.
-
Granted, but your horn rockets off, and cuts off all your limbs.
I wish :banana: never existed.
-
Granted, but then every1 commits suicide out of boredom
i wish i could end this topic
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Granted, someone just reposts it. Wish i had a portal gun.
-
Granted but when you shoot it below you the portal connects to the roof above you so you are in a everlasting falling loop.
I wish I had a pet camel and a trans-Atlantic blimp.
-
Granted, the blimp blows up and the camel spits on you.
i wish i could RP 4ever
-
granted but naruto steals that wish
i wish i was KOTH
Can you read? Are you retarded..? You can't wish again. :fireblow:
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granted but naruto dont like u and rapes u
i wish i was nothing
-
Granted, but then an angel revives you
i wish i could sing 4ever
-
granterd but then u slowly burn in lava
i wish i was a pokemon
-
Wish granted but you're subjected to trainer abuse.
I wish I wasn't so tired >.<
-
Granted, you become more tired
i wish i didnt have Gangnam Style in my head >.<
-
Wish granted but you have some horrible pop song stuck in your head instead.
Wish I wasnt so thirsty
-
Wish granted but you have some horrible pop song stuck in your head instead.
But it is a horrible pop song. :U
Granted, but you quench your thirst by drinking Clamato.
I wish I knew how to play the piano.
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Posted right before me Okie :T
Granted, but it's always holding an Everstone.
Same wish as before.
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Granted, you are nominated as the worst piano player ever
I wish I was beautiful.
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Impossibru.
But everyone hates you.
-
:ticked:
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Granted but then you get raped.
I wish tene will love me again
-
Granted, but then she hates you again.
I wish this topic would end.
-
wish granted, they just make the same topic agian diffrent name though
i wish lilac will stop spamming forums with unnecessary stuff .
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That wish can never be granted...
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LOL
I wish people adored me
-
Wish granted, but everyone that adored you dies
I wish I could become a johto leader
-
wish granted but now everyone are unova leaders
i wish i beat vith
-
Granted, Naruto beats you
I wish I was GLaDOS (From portal 2)
-
Granted, but Chell kills you, being the mute lunatic that she is.
I wish that I had a crow
-
Wish granted , crow stays for 1 sec and leaves
i wish all the oher pokemon regions in the server where done
-
Granted, but they're all rushed and they look bad.
I wish that my Minecraft client would open.
-
Granted you get a perm
I wish anon would get in bed with me
-
Granted, but he just gets tired and sleeps, and he probably ends up pushing you off the bed in the middle of the night.
I wish I could get Hoenn done.
-
Granted you get eated by a walrus
I wish jotr would let me keep anon
-
granted, you keep him for 1 sec
I wish people would use perfect grammar.
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granted, you keep him for 1 sec
I wish people would use perfect grammar.
Granted, but you cant.(Even do you cant anyways..)
I wish life was like it was in movies.
-
Granted, but you cant.(Even do you cant anyways..)
I wish life was like it was in movies.
Granted, but it's a horror movie and you're the first one to die.
I wish I wish I was a fish
-
Granted, but it's a horror movie and you're the first one to die.
I wish I wish I was a fish
Granted, but you only get a minute to live and you cant swim.
I wish for nothing.
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Granted, but you get eaten by a shark
I wish I was better at pvp
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I wish anon would love me for FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER
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I wish I was better at pvp
Granted, you still suck
I wish anon would love me for FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER
Granted, but he commits suicide
I wish I could die, by any means
-
Granted, but you come back to life, you're immortal, bound to a rock, and each day an eagle eats your liver, and your liver grows back every day.
I wish Frenzy wasn't so clingy.
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Granted, he's even more clingy.
I wish that my dad would set up a ethernet cable to the com I'm currently on, as wireless connectong make my MC lag.
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Granted, he's even more clingy.
I wish that my dad would set up a ethernet cable to the com I'm currently on, as wireless connectong make my MC lag.
Granted, your pc explodes.
Wish I had Chuck Norris as a best friend.
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granted , but as ur best friend he beats u up everytime u see him
i wish nartuo would get better at PVP
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Granted, but everyone else sucks at pvp
I wish I didn't procrastinate.
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Granted, but you get ten times more work to do
I wish I had a billion dollars
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Granted its now worth 1 penny.
I wish some one would love me forever (Anon hint hint hint)
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Granted, but it is Naruto
I wish I could rule the world :evil:
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Granted, but it is Naruto
I wish I could rule the world :evil:
I hate you :cry:
Granted naruto butt rapes you
I wish for a walrus
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granted , the walrus turns into naruto and rapes u,
i wish naruto rapes everyone but me
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Granted, I rape you instead.
I wish moar ppl would come on my server.
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Granted, but everyone are assholes
I wish I never got raped by naruto
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Granted, you were raped by me instead.
I wish for nothing
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Granted, you were raped by me instead.
I wish for nothing
Wish granted, but you got something.
I wish someone to corrupt this wish.
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Granted, but this is what you wanted all along.
I wish I had a slow-mo button to use whenever I feel like it.
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Granted, but this is what you wanted all along.
I wish I had a slow-mo button to use whenever I feel like it.
Wish granted, but you never have working batteries.
I wish I had a
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Granted, but it gets taken away by bullies while you're sleeping.
I wish I could always revive this thread. :p
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Granted, but you're accused of being the next Hanzo.
I wish for an eraser.
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Granted, but it dies.
I wish I had a computer.
-
Granted but it dies.
I wish I had a baked dog.
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LOL. Granted, but I eat it.
I wish there was never such a thing as bitches and never will be.
-
Granted, but hoes still live.
I wish for a banana
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Wish granted, But it turns into a penis (Is that corrupt, or what you wanted...)
I wish for force opz hake
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Granted, but noone plays minecraft anymore
I wish my coffee was finished
-
Granted, but it's frozen.
I wish I'll pass all my classes.
-
Granted, but you fail all of them next year.
I wish I could think of something to wish for.
-
Granted, but you can't think at all now.
I wish I could read minds.
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Granted you find out your Mum is lesbian.
I wish I had more IP in league.
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granted, but you can't buy runes, champions, or skins.
I wish I was athletic.
-
Granted, but you get into this horrible athletic-related accident, breaking all of the bones in your body.
I wish I had the motivation to build right now.
-
Granted, but you destroy the region with dirt.
I wish the garage didn't look like something had been murdered in there.
-
Granted, but you can't build anything that looks good.
I wish that I could speak Japanese.
-
Granted, But you forget how to speak English.
I wish that Saha was deprived of Evangelion.
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Granted, but now he's obsessed with Boku no Pico ( ͡¬ ͜ ͡¬)
I wish that school didn't have to start.
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Granted but you started getting home schooled
I wish that Pokemon was real
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Granted, but all of them try to kill you.
I wish the title of this thread was spelled correctly.
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Wish granted, but then you have no more material for your stupidity album.
I wish the post below me didn't not corrupt my wish.
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Wish granted, but then you have no more material for your stupidity album.
I wish the post below me didn't corrupt my wish.
my wish wasn't even granted
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my wish wasn't even granted
It was (https://www.pokemonserver.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftiny.cc%2Fhfblackhat&hash=5ee7db16b3f18f1d299fe3ca546282e8)
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Wish granted, but then you have no more material for your stupidity album.
I wish the post below me didn't not corrupt my wish.
Granted, but you get hit by a truck.
I wish that I would never get hit by a truck in my life.
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Granted, but you get hit by a truck.
I wish that I would never get hit by a truck in my life.
Granted, but a truck gets hit by you.
I wish that I would never get hit by a car.
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Granted, but you're constantly in the trunk of someone's car.
I wish that pokemon was real.
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Granted, but you are too poor to ever buy any pokeballs.
I wish Americans would drink tea as much as Brits.
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Granted
I wish Americans wouldn't hog all the Minecraft servers.
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Wish granted, they don't (https://www.pokemonserver.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftiny.cc%2Fhfblackhat&hash=5ee7db16b3f18f1d299fe3ca546282e8)
I wish the thread title was misspelled again.
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Granted but you have to do it your damn self
I wish I had super long arms to scratch that one spot in my back I can never reach
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Granted
I wish I had a banana
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Granted. Come over at 7 p.m.
I wish I had a dog.
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Granted.
I wish I had a pear
-
Granted, but you eat it.
I wish I had AIDS.
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Granted
I wish I had a Mew & Articuno & Moltres & Zapdos on the Pixelmon server forever. Nobody could ban me or get rid of them from me.
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Granted, but you crash and lose your whole party and box Pokemon due to buggy Pixelmon.
I wish I was more attractive.
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Sorry, but even I can't help...
I wish you were here.
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Granted (To whoever you're talking about) but you can only communicate through a magic telephone box up by the lake house 6 miles away.
I wish I could control the outcomes of all of my future wishes.
-
Granted, but you have the lost the will to do anything.
I wish I could fire mah lazor. :lazor:
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Granted, but it ends up bouncing off a mirror and hitting you.
I wish I never lost my legendary Pokemon
-
Granted, but you don't have enough badges to tame it.
I wish I could sleep for once.
-
Granted, but you never wake up.
I wish I had more motivation to get things done.
-
Granted, but you have nothing to do.
I wish Pokemon were real.
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Granted, but each one you catch gives you an std/sti.
I wish I could eat spicy foods.
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Granted, but you can no longer eat anything else.
I wish I knew how to twerk.
-
Granted, but you have to twerk every 10 minutes, regardless of time or place.
I wish for another Mushroomhead album.
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Granted, but it sucks.
I wish this thread wouldn't be locked.
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Granted, but all posts get deleted.
I wish for a pony
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Granted, but it tramples over you many times, crushing many organs and bones in your body.
I wish this thread was locked. you better grant this for real
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Granted, but its called Rarity and is in fact a Dragonite.
I wish people wouldn't name their Pokémon after stupid horse names.
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Granted, but now people name Pokémon stupid dragon names. ex. Spike
I wish I was a bird.
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Granted, but you can't fly.
I wish I was a fly.
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Granted, but you're stuck open indefinitely for the world to see some dude's junk.
I wish I had more anime-related clothing.
-
Granted, but you're stuck open indefinitely for the world to see some dude's junk.
I wish I had more anime-related clothing.
Wish granted but its all Boku no Pico clothing.
I wish Monster Hunter 4 had a release date here.
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Wish granted but its all Boku no Pico clothing.
I wish Monster Hunter 4 had a release date here.
I pretty much expected it to be corrupted that way. -_-
Wish granted, but it's as specific as Half Life 3's.
I wish there were more than 24 hours in a day.
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Wish granted
But due to there being more then 24 hour time is knocked out of place,
I wish the person who grants my wish would die
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Granted, but you die before me so you never live to see it happen.
I wish all dragon pokemon were named after horses
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Granted, but its called Rarity and is in fact a Dragonite.
I wish people wouldn't name their Pokémon after stupid horse names.
There's a horse called Rarity?
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yes there is and here she is right now
(https://www.pokemonserver.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F24.media.tumblr.com%2F86f6c9b652738677a13304196bb7f01c%2Ftumblr_mn9rwk8KoM1rrr4u9o1_400.gif&hash=c4d6a2c1c9b7c14678cfe9e108ab4c59)
there she is
miss america
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yes there is and here she is right now
([url]https://www.pokemonserver.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F24.media.tumblr.com%2F86f6c9b652738677a13304196bb7f01c%2Ftumblr_mn9rwk8KoM1rrr4u9o1_400.gif&hash=c4d6a2c1c9b7c14678cfe9e108ab4c59[/url])
there she is
miss america
This is wrong...
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Granted, but you die before me so you never live to see it happen.
I wish all dragon pokemon were named after horses
Granted.
I wish I had all the Pokemon stuff in the world
-
Granted, but you get no life.
(zob, you do know that you have to CORRUPT the last person's wish, right?)
I wish I could draw.
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Granted, but you can only draw yaoi.
I wish I could run faster.
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Granted, but you always kick yourself in the butt when you run.
I wish I was happy
-
Granted, but you can only be happy when you kill.
I wish I was an EVA pilot.
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Granted, but you crash before you even come off the ground.
I wish I had an Absol
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Granted, But it runs away
I wish I had a tricycle
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Granted, but your mum/Mum adds a wheel to it
I wish I had all the Sour Cream and onion Pringles in the WORLD
-
granted, but they all expire before you eat them.
I wish I could sing.
-
Granted, but you can't talk.
I wish for new shoes
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Granted, but they set your feet on fire with every step you take.
I wish it wasn't so hot.
-
Granted, but then the Sun disappears.
I wish Saha's corrupt wish hadn't happened
-
Granted, but you can't corrupt anymore wishes.
I wish I could meet anime characters from my favorite anime.
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Granted, but they kill you
I wish I had a pony called Perrywinkle
-
Granted, but you have to give them to me.
I wish Archie didn't get to be the first Champion.
-
Granted, but you can never be champion.
I wish that I knew everything.
-
Granted, but you go insane.
I wish I knew all logic. ( In real life I talk about logic a ton )
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Granted, but you're in a coma most of your life.
I wish I was a fork.
-
Granted, but you're in a coma most of your life.
I wish I was a fork.
granted but forks are outdated and destroyed to make way for the spork
I wish I could speak and understand all languages
-
Granted, but you become deaf.
I wish that I was a spork.
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granted. but your all rusted and unusable.
i wish for 1ce to reclaim his gym.
-
Granted, but he never accepts your challenge.
I wish I could kill anyone.
-
Granted but they're douches and take your money
I wish for sandwich
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Granted, but it is covered in Sweat.
I wish I had a girl friend and/or a life.
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Granted but she's fat
I wish I win the power ball tonight
-
Granted, but the jackpot is only 3 cents
I wish I had less homework.
-
Granted but you have more school days and hours
I wish for a cookie
-
Granted, but now you have diabetes.
I wish I had water.
-
Granted, but it's not pure; it has 98% sulfuric acid in it.
I wish that I was a bird.
-
Granted, but you fly into my window and die.
I wish I had a mansion
-
Granted, but it burns to the ground.
I wish Zob didn't burn in the mansion.
-
Granted, but she haunts you
I wish I had a wish
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Granted, but the wish you make kills you.
I wish I had pancakes.
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Granted but you eat them.
I wish people were intelligent.
-
Granted, but they are too intelligent and make your head 'splode.
I wish I hadn't killed Mew on the first day of Pixelmon.
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Wish granted, but you watch someone else kill it instead.
I wish pixelmon werent so buggy.
-
Granted, but you die before that happens.
I wish I could go to Japan.
-
Granted, but your plane crashes on the way.
I wish I could apparate.
-
Granted, but you can't do any other spell.
I wish I could be famous.
-
Granted, but you can't do any other spell.
I wish I could be famous.
Apparition isn't a spell :T
Granted, but you're a porn star.
I wish I could teleport.
-
Granted, but you become morphed into a chair
I wish I had a full inventory of Gold Blocks on the Pixelmon server and there was no way in the Universe they could disappear
-
Granted, but you cant place them in any region you have perms to.
I wish i was a bubble
-
Granted, but you somebody eats you.
I wish I had bubble wrap.
-
Granted, but you pop all the bubbles
I wish I wish
( By the way someone needs to give me an inventory full of Gold blocks now :) )
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Granted, but your wish becomes a dream, and the dream becomes a nightmare.
I wish I had a day off.
-
Granted, but you have to work double time tomorrow.
I wish could remember my good dreams
-
Granted, but I'm not in them.
I wish I didn't have stage fright.
-
Granted, but whenever someone says "break a leg", you break your leg.
I wish the new episode of RWBY came out today.
-
granted but its the last episode ever
I wish pokemon were real
-
Granted, but they all try to kill you.
I wish I had 3D maneuver gear.
-
Granted, but you get crushed by a titan.
I wish I had a 3DS.
-
Granted, but it's only good for a paperweight.
I wish I wasn't so tired.
-
Granted, but you become comatose from hyperactivity.
I wish my internet was faster.
-
Granted, but your computer runs slower.
I wish I got my computer wasnt so shitty.
-
Granted, but now it has actual shit in it.
I wish I could be an EVA pilot and kill angels.
-
Granted, but you crash before getting 10 meters into the air.
I wish i could die.
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(you do realize that EVAs aren't planes or anything and they're giant humanoid cyborgs made of the DNA from Adam, the first Angel, right? [no offense])
Granted, but you have to live through 2,000 years of life before you do.
I wish I didn't drink that coke at 11:00 p.m.
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Granted but you drink 2 at 12:00
I wish for summer to restart.
-
Granted, but it only lasts for 5 minutes.
I wish I had a horse.
-
Wish granted but you eat it.
I wish I had a mouse.
-
Granted, but it eats all your cheese.
I wish my cat was cuter like IhasCupquake's cat Navi
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Granted, but it gets run over
I wish i was a little taller
-
Granted, but you gain 200 pounds/90.7kg.
I wish I could play the violin.
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(you do realize that EVAs aren't planes or anything and they're giant humanoid cyborgs made of the DNA from Adam, the first Angel, right? [no offense])
Granted, but you have to live through 2,000 years of life before you do.
I wish I didn't drink that coke at 11:00 p.m.
Who the fuck is Adam?
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Well, Adam is the first Angel. Lilith (eve) is the second. Both of these angels were named after the first people on earth, according to Christianity. Lilith created all life as we know it, collectively referred to as Lilin. Adam created all of the Angels. One possesses the Fruit of Knowledge (brain), while the other possesses the Fruit of Life (the S2 engine, which grants unlimited power and regeneration). In the Evangelion series, both sides, the Angels and the Lilin, fight for Earth. Only one will win; If the Angels get to either Adam or Lilith, all life as we know it on earth will be completely eradicated. The angels will reign.
I just realized something. I have no life.
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I just realized something. I have no life.
Agreed, on a side note, I may watch Evangelion in the near future.
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Agreed, on a side note, I may watch Evangelion in the near future.
Wish granted but you go blind.
I wish people kept this on topic.
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Granted, but you gain 200 pounds/90.7kg.
I wish I could play the violin.
Granted, but you cannot touch violins.
I wish for golden nuggets.
-
Granted, but they turn into chocolate nuggets and then they melt away.
I wish my cat didn't get run over.
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Granted, but you do instead.
I wish I had food.
-
Wish granted, but its mouldy and writhing with bugs.
I wish for something...
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Granted, but you wish that you would die
I wish I had a hot boyfriend
-
Wish granted, but he's in a coma.
I wish I had a family.
-
Granted, you are now related to rigby.
I wish for sticky notes.
-
Granted, but it comes up at the worst time in the World
I wish I could find my Gameboy charger so I can play Pokemon Blue again
-
Granted, but it doesn't work anymore.
I wish I had a drivers license.
-
Granted, but you drop it in an incinerator.
( By the way Tene, log on and give me my Gold blocks from my wish. )
I wish :purplebanana: [size=78%] [/size]
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Wish granted but you get :banana:
I wish (https://www.pokemonserver.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftiny.cc%2Fhfblackhat&hash=5ee7db16b3f18f1d299fe3ca546282e8)
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Granted, but you only received a :cool:
I wish i had a ...
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Granted, but you get ,,,
I wish Duck wasn't a duck
-
Granted, but he's a goose.
I wish Zob wasn't my daughter.
-
Granted, now I'm your older sister.
I wish Archie had an IQ of -1
-
Granted, but you have the lowest possible IQ.
I wish you'd get off forums and stop corrupting my wishes.
-
Granted, but my clone continues doing it
I wish Duck would give me his freaking house in Goldenrod already
-
Granted, but it has termites.
I wish I had sweet tea.
-
Granted, but it's salt tea.
I wish Saha would shut up :(
-
Granted, but he's only quiet if you are.
I wish :banana: wasn't an emoticon.
-
Granted, but there is still :purplebanana:
I wish school was never made
-
Granted, but humanity never progressed and you arent here typing this.
I wish intelligence weren't declining so rapidly.
-
Granted, but now it's declining even more rapidly than before.
I wish my old watch didn't break.
-
Granted, but it goes anti-clockwise.
I wish I could control the weather
-
Granted you are now a castform.
I wish for a rock painted yellow.
-
Granted, but it rains
I wish I had black hair
-
Granted, it all falls off.
I wish I could read all kanji.
-
Granted, but you can no longer read anything else. Ever.
I wish it was cooler here. I mean temperature cooler not like the other kind of cooler.
-
Granted, but you freeze.
I wish I could write good music.
-
Granted, but I have to play it (I can't play anything or sing well)
I wish I didn't hate my science teacher so much.
-
Granted, but he/she hates you.
I wish I was a good actor so I could be in movies.
-
Granted, but you fall, break your leg, and then bleed out.
I wish I could appreciate even the worst of music.
-
Wish granted, but you're doomed to listen to it for eternity.
I wish October would come faster.
-
Granted, but it suddenly becomes June again (you're waiting for summer, right? I'm waiting for winter)
I wish that I had more money than I need.
-
Granted, but you have so much you drown. (Also I'm waiting for X&Y)
I wish an X&Y demo would come to the eShop soon.
-
Granted but Kim Jong Un nukes you.
I wish for Obama to bang oprah
-
Wish granted, but you're banging Obama.
I wish I weren't imagining that scene now :T
-
Granted, you are forced to imagine it for an eternity later.
I wish I had more time to play League.
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Wish granted, but your League corrupts and turns into a monster and ate your left buttcheek off.
I wish for Zeus to kill everyone :D
-
Granted, but he kills you aswell and revives everyone else.
I wish it wasn't no freaking HOT
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Granted, I'm hot instead. ;)
I wish I could relive my childhood once I became 18, just once.
-
Granted, but when you relive it, there's some molestation.
I wish I could eat popcorn.
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Granted, but you choke on it. As you gasp for air you begin to turn blue. You are unable to contact anywhere for help because you are isolated in the Pacific where nobody can find you. You try to get a monkey to help but it throw poop at you. Now you are brown. As you fall over, nearly dead, you pray :pray: for the chance to continue living. You spit up the popcorn and then proceed to get a lzaor fired at you. :lazor:
I wish I was in a successful band.
-
Granted, but it's a boy band that does good in the first years, but people start hating you. They send you death threats until you stop singing in the band and you quit. Kids make fun of you for being in that failed boy band and eventually, a kid sprays a mixture of pee, poop, and semen on you. You get AIDS and die.
I wish I had salad.
-
Granted, but I shit in it.
I wish my dad didn't have skin cancer.
-
Wish granted, you have skin cancer.
I wish I didn't have such weird dreams.
-
Granted, I'm in them.
I wish I actually knew who on the server was actually male/female.
-
Wish granted but you start doubting your own sexuality.
I wish I knew what to tell my friend to do.
-
Granted, but you tell them to suicide
I wish people didn't make fan art like this (https://www.pokemonserver.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fstatic.zerochan.net%2FGardevoir.full.1462368.jpg&hash=8f17d191a161d96e2e7d1d06d9eb9b86)
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Granted, but I can't even see what the fanart is supposed to be because the link is broken.
I wish I could see what the fanart is supposed to be.
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Wish granted, but the link is broken so you can't.
I wish I could see what the fan art is supposed to be.
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Granted, (https://www.pokemonserver.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi42.tinypic.com%2F1zmnhaq.jpg&hash=f5f7a243511d615b4089adc79a269718) but you wish you never saw it.
I wish buses had air conditioning
-
Granted, but the A/C pumps hot air.
I wish I was more physically active.
-
Granted, but you do the lap of honor when you brake the World Record for fastest man, you die from heart attack.
I wish I wasn't so tired
-
Granted, but you can't sleep and die of no sleep.
-
Granted, but you can't sleep and die of no sleep.
Um, what's your wish?
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I wish Duck had made a wish.
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Granted, but it's for getting less crappy food *coughcough*englishfood*coughcough*
I wish I could burp the alphabet.
-
Granted, but you destroy you vocal cords when you do this and go mute.
I wish I was a male stripper.
-
Granted, but it's at a gay bar.
I wish I could defy gravity and all of Newton's other laws.
-
Granted, but Einstein's relativity catches up to you.
I wish I had a better understanding of atomic physics.
-
Granted, but you forget everything you've learned to make room for the new knowledge.
I wish I was a dancing banana.
-
Granted, but you go moldy
I wish that when I play on Minecraft servers, guys don't try to have sex with me
-
*Cough*Slut*Cough*
Granted, but they all try to have anal with you instead.
I wish I remembered to make a wish a few posts ago.
-
Granted, but you were too lazy to type it.
I wish that children would stop throwing rocks at me.
-
Wish granted, they throw boulders instead.
I wish I didn't break my earphones.
-
Granted; they break you.
I wish my legs weren't sore from running so much yesterday.
-
Granted, but now your ass is sore ;)
I wish my replacement earphones didn't produce so much static.
-
Granted, your mp3 player does.
I wish my shoulders weren't sore as well.
-
Granted, but your legs are sore again.
I wish I knew what to wish for.
-
Granted, you wish to get hit by my bus.
I wish I had better luck
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I wish I didn't spill coffee all over my laptop this morning.
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Granted, you spill acid on your laptop instead.
I wish I didn't have school.
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Granted, but you get home educated.
I wish I remembered to put a wish in this current post the first time, because you'll notice I had to edit this post.
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Granted, but you forget to put a wish in the next one.
I wish I could meet Ish irl.
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Granted, he rapes you
I wish I knew how to play guitar.
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Granted, but dolan and gooby rape you with the guitar.
I wish I was back in Barcelona.
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Granted, but dolan and gooby rape you with the guitar.
I wish I was back in Barcelona.
Granted, but then you fall on a rocket and you are flew to the Moon.
I wish I had more money
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Granted, but it's in Francs, an unused currency.
I wish I could sleep in.
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Granted, but you sleep forever.
I wish X & Y would come out already
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Granted, but they are the worst games you've ever played.
I wish I didn't feel so shitty right now.
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Granted, but you're going to feel even shittier tomorrow.
I wish I didn't suck at survival games
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Granted, but they suspect you of hacks and ban you from all Survival games server ever made. Word got around fast, and every time someone made a Survival games server, they would ban you straight away
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I wish Zob made a wish.
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I wish Zob made a wish.
I did, must have closed my computer too quick. I wished that I had all the money in the world
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Granted. But you get robbed and killed.
I wish that everyone's wish doesn't come true.
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Granted, but then it's opposite day when you wished it.
I wish breeding would come on in the Next Pixelmon Update
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Granted, but you can only breed caterpies.
I wish I could delay my GCSEs a few years for further studying.
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Granted, but when they do come you fail miserably.
I wish Duck goes QUACK
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[size=78%]I wish I could delay my GCSEs[/size]
What's a GCSE?
anyways,
Granted, but he also goes moo.
I wish I had more ramen.
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What's a GCSE?
anyways,
Granted, but he also goes moo.
I wish I had more ramen.
GCSE is a test that people do.
Granted, but it disintegrates
I wish I would stop thinking to myself for about 2 hours when I wake up.
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Granted but instead you think about this guy
I wish that I would get 100% in my HSC
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Granted, but they found out you cheated.
I wish I could think of something to put on the back of my book
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Granted, but it's a giant penis, and everyone sees it and gets a bad impression of you.
I wish Zob would shut up about the whole "Duck goes QUACK" thing.
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Granted, now I say " Duck goes QUACKZ "
I wish I wasn't so good at History.
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Granted, but you don't know a thing about history now.
I wish I didn't lose my air force tie for ROTC.
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Granted, but you find it has a split in it and you have to throw it away.
I wish I had the event prize.
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Wish granted, but its nothing of value.
I wish I remembered to untag the blocks when I removed the event...
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Granted, but you have to give me 100000000000 Gold blocks.
I wish I didn't cut my finger
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Granted, but you cut your arm.
I wish I had lots of money.
Granted, but everyone is currently looking at this post with a blank expression to why I'm granting my own wish.
I wish I only put in one wish.
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Granted, but then you get an error which makes it go back.
I wish I wasn't so worried of using the pillar drill
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Granted, but you have to pay 100000000000 Gold blocks to not use it.
I wish I had no homework.
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Wish granted, but you have assignments instead.
I wish my force op worked more reliably.
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Granted, but then it's unusable.
I wish I stopped burping so much in public. ( It's not even by force o_o )
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Granted, but you have explosive diarrhea in public instead.
I wish I could go to sleep earlier.
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Granted, but you wake up later.
I wish I didn't have a headache
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Granted, but you have a migraine.
I wish I didn't stick my hand in a fan.
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Granted, but you put your hand on a rapist's penis.
I wish that people wouldn't put to downside to my wishes in my future posts.
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Granted, but then you wish that they would.
I wish my computer and internet was faster.
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Granted, but you're now slower.
I wish I could light something on fire.
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Granted, but you light yourself on fire.
I wish I could manipulate space-time.
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Granted, the space you choose is fine but you time you control is "Time to erase Tene's wish"
I wish Zob wouldn't brag in the form of a wish. ( "I wish I wasn't so good at history" )
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Wish granted, but she brags on every occasion.
I wish I had managed to fix my iPod wifi earlier.
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Granted, but you get shocked and you die
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Granted, but you get shocked and you die
Where's your wish?
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I wish I made tea before I enjoyed my crumpet.
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Granted, but you spill it.
I wish I hadn't split that acid on me in Science
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Granted, but my next wish is the downside to your current wish.
I wish Zob spilt more acid in Science.
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Granted, but there's some alkali to make it pH 7 again.
I wish Duck would have acid rain fall on him and there was nothing he could do to make it stop and he couldn't find shelter.
( By the way it's Friday 13 and it rained. You know what that means )
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granted. but it only lasts for 1 second.
I wish for a super big television.
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Granted, but you can never make it work and neither can anyone else.
I wish Free Friday would come faster
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Granted, except no one knows wtf you're talking about.
I wish Zob wouldn't spam this topic.
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Granted, but now she spams your inbox. I wish I didn't almost die in ROTC physical training today.
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Wish granted but you actually die.
I wish I was more of a morning person...
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Wish granted but you actually die.
I wish I was more of a morning person...
Granted, but your family is dead, so you're also now more of a mourning person.
I wish I never had homework over the weekends.
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Wish granted but you actually die.
I wish I was more of a morning person...
granted but now can only function in the morning
I wish I could think of a wish to wish so ish could come and swish my wish into a negative dish of a wish
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Granted, but your family is dead, so you're also now more of a mourning person.
I wish I never had homework over the weekends.
Wish granted, but now you have homework over the weekdays.
I wish I had more food.
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granted. but you have tons of homework on the weekdays.
I wish pokemon x and y was canceled.
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Granted, but then they create Pokemon Z which is even worse.
I wish I could meet Stuck in Your Radio.
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Wish granted, but you die on the way.
I wish people weren't so stubborn.
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Granted, but you are more.
I wish I didn't rip the nail off my toe while I was doing P.E
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Granted, but you rip all of your fingernails off.
I wish Zob would stop being so clumsy at school.
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Granted, now I'm so clumsy at your house.
I wish I showered last night
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Granted, but I was there too.
I wish I hadn't been.
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Granted, but instead you were in someone else's shower while they were taking a shower, and it was smaller.
I wish I could animate
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Granted, but you have no computer or camera of any kind to make the animations from.
I wish I wouldn't lie so often.
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Granted, now you can only tell the truth.
Duck, do you love me? :)
I wish I could donate more
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Granted, but you donate so much that the admins forget about the server and spend it on what they want, therefore the server shuts down.
I wish I was an astronaut.
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Granted, but you ride on the Challenger space shuttle.
I wish I didn't procrastinate on my paper that's due tomorrow (then again, my brain always says: due tomorrow, do tomorrow).
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Granted, but you get 0%
I wish I was KOTH on the KOTH thread.
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Granted, but it's in George R. R. Martin's books so you die once people like you.
I wish I didn't have a large milkshake today (I ordered a small but they got my order wrong and I'd feel bad if I said so)
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Granted, but they accuse you of stealing.
I wish I had more money to buy Pokemon X & Y
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Wish granted, but it sells out by then.
I wish I knew what I wanted.
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Wish granted, but you end up not knowing what you wanted
I wish I have more money to import Japanese games...
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Wish Granted, but its sold out by then.
I wish for a genie.
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Granted, but its wished are used up.
I wish I didn't have to go to school in 5 minutes.
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Granted, but school comes to you.
I wish I had something better to wish for.
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Granted, but you ended up forgetting.
I wish pokemon Z would be officially announced.
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Granted, but it's so buggy you can't play it.
I wish Tene's wish was to watch unlimited porn
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Wish granted, but its all Zob porn
I wish I didnt stay up for that announcement...
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Granted, but you are awake when you vomit on the President.
I wish I didn't burp at the worst times.
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Granted, but you fart at the worst times.
I wish I could actually see Zob burp and see if it's as big a deal as she makes it out to be.
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Granted, but I burp while you make out with me.
I wish Duck wouldn't make out with me.
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Granted... I honestly don't see any downside to this.
I wish I could fly
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Granted, but you fly into a window.
I wish I was more powerful
( You seriously couldn't find a downside? Does that mean you want it to happen o_o? )
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Granted, but you fly into a window.
I wish I was more powerful
( You seriously couldn't find a downside? Does that mean you want it to happen o_o? )
Your wish was that I wouldn't, not would. That's why there is no downside. Everything about your wish makes perfect sense. I wouldn't want to make out wid ya.
Granted, but you lose your power after a minute.
I wish I could think of a wish.
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Granted, but your wish is to die.
I wish homework and school never existed and never would
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Granted, but there's no proof you're smart and you never get a job and become homeless and one day you get murdered along with this gingeer bloke by a dude who tricks you into entering his flat where he pretends to work for a charity to help homeless people, when infact he's just trying to clean up the streets by murdering homeless people. What I just said is a book called 'Stone Cold', we did it in English a few years ago.
I wish I wasn't so distracted by what I just said that I didn't have to edit this post to add a wish.
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Granted, um what?
I wish I was alone
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Granted, but I give a disapproving glare indicating that you're bragging about the fact that you are never alone.
I wish I didn't have to pee as I'm writing this.
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Granted, but you pee yourself on the way to the toilet.
I wish I wasn't so shocked at everything
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granted but u are SUPRISED at everything
I wish I could play the trumpet good
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Granted, but then you somehow swallow the trumpet and now you can't play because it made a shape in your stomach.
I wish Duck wouldn't accuse me of bragging.
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Granted, but deep down you know I'm right.
I wish that explorer didn't display this message in Times New Roman, because sometimes I can't get Chrome to work, and I hate Times New Roman.
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Granted, but it only lasts for one second.
I wish my cat didn't die last year.
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Granted, but he dies this year and haunts you.
I wish that squirrel I was taking care of didn't die this morning.
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Wish granted, but it killed you instead.
I wish I had more time.
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Granted, but after it ends, times goes 3 times faster.
I wish I could be bothered to read my new book.
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Granted, but you can't be bothered to stop reading.
I wish people noticed the thread I posted about becoming inactive a few weeks ago.
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Now I wish that people would answer my post.
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Granted, but you can't be bothered to stop reading.
I wish people noticed the thread I posted about becoming inactive a few weeks ago.
Granted, but now it's so popular that you can't post on it because someone else already responded to that wish.
I wish Eevee was real.
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Granted, but they're mutant and they rip apart every human they see with their claws.
私は、彼らがこれを理解できるように、より多くの人々が知っていた日本人の願い。
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無礼をクソしないでください
とにかく、付与したいが、あなたはそれを読み取ることができません
I wish I could remember what I typed in.
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Granted, but you cant read English/ speak English now
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You broke the game.
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Half my post was cut off the other halve was I wish that I had a unicron (a robot unicorn with a sword horn and laser eyes)
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Granted, but you malfunction and you die.
I wish I was an Eevee
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Granted, but the pokemon company is sued for making an "Existing animal" and is disbanded.
I wish Zob would shut up about Eevee.
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Granted, she talks abouts ducks.
I wish Jinx would be released.
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Granted, but it sucks.
I wish EEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEEEEVEE
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Granted, but it sucks.
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Yuk
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Yuk
Dunno what you're talking about
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You broke the game.
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I wish I never told Zob about Nyan Koi, as I now have to scroll further when I want to see a post below her's.
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Granted, but then my best friend IRL ( Massive anime fan ) tells me about it the moment you never told me about it.
I wish I was better looking
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Wish granted, but everyone else is better looking than you.
I wish my dreams came true.
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Granted, but you dream that you got shot by a harpoon. ( Honestly, most of my dreams end with me getting shot by harpoon )
I wish I was less bored.
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Granted, but she gets irritated by my next wish.
I wish Zob wasn't so desperate to overtake me in number of forum posts.
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Wish granted, but she's desperate for you.
I wish I didn't fall asleep in the afternoons.
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Granted, but you fall asleep while snogging your boyfriend.
I wish Duck wouldn't always accuse me of things.
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Granted, but everyone stops looking at this topic because it's turned into a Zob vs Duck accusation fight.
I wish Zob didn't accuse me of accusing her because deep down she knows I'm right.
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Granted, please read below
I wish Duck would SHUT THE HELL UP
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Granted, but
I wish that Zob would admit what I've been saying.
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Granted, but she also admits her undying love for you
I wish essays weren't a thing that i had to do
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Granted, but you have assignments instead.
I wish Duck would shut the hell up.
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Wish granted but his mouth is occupied by you.
I wish I didn't fall asleep in the afternoons.
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Granted but then someone shoots u for not being a sleep.
I wish I could die right now so I didnt have to see duck and Zob keep fighting and them get together :3.
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Granted, but you go to hell and your punishment is to see duck and zob fight and then get together
I wish I was a cat
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granted, but then a dog eats you
I wish i wasnt in hell anymore watching Duck and Zob fight
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Granted, but now you must see Duck and I make out 24-7
I wish I wasn't addicted to Cookie Clicker
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Granted, but now you're addicted to Duck.
I wish unicorns were real.
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Granted, but one stands behind you as you run backwards and the horn impales you.
I wish I hadn't ran out of cookies today.
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Granted, but you get together with a cookie.
I wish i didn't have to keep watching Zob and Duck make-out.
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Granted, but you and Duck make-out.
I wish I could get Pokemon X faster. ( I'm totally getting it on the day it comes out :P )
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Wish granted, but its actually a copy of SBurb and you break the world.
I wish NuclearW would update Farion to 1.6.4
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Granted, but I don't know what that is.
I wish I will get a good grade on my English paper
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Granted, but you get an F for your semester grade
I wish X and Y came out faster
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Granted, but you can't buy them for another 4 months.
I wish I wasn't paranoid of Trampolines since I have trampolining in my next P.E topic.
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Granted, but now your paranoid of jumping
I wish I wasn't making out with duck and with a girl at least not a guy because that's pretty gay.
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Granted, but it's your Mum.
I wish I could set something on fire that isn't me.
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Granted, but it's your Mum.
I wish I knew what to wish for.
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Granted, but you wish to die in hell
I wish i wasnt making out with my Mum and it was someone around my age that isnt a guy and not a pokemon and even more specific stuff.
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Granted, but it's a corpse.
I wish I could run fast.
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Granted, but you run so fast you catch fire and set a forest alight.
I wish I hadn't opened my blister from my burn. ( I WASN'T PICKING AT IT!!!! )
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Wish granted, but you stab yourself in the eye instead.
I wish sweaty would respond to me:(
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Granted, but she calls you sexy.
I wish I didn't have a bleeding toe AGAIN
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Granted, but she calls you sexy.
I wish I didn't have a bleeding toe AGAIN
Thats what I want =D
Ummmm
Wish granted, but you know what's bleeding instead ;)
I wish I lived forever.
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Thats what I want =D
Ummmm
Wish granted, but you know what's bleeding instead ;)
I wish I lived forever.
You my my Period? Screw you
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Granted but you become a old lady that cant do anything.
I wish i wasnt making out with a corpse or my Mum and it was someone around my age that isnt a guy and not a pokemon and umm what else so umm ummm.
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You my my Period? Screw you
YES YES YES >:]
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Granted but you become a old lady that cant do anything.
I wish i wasnt making out with a corpse or my Mum and it was someone around my age that isnt a guy and not a pokemon and umm what else so umm ummm.
Granted, but it's a serial killer and now they're about to kill you.
I wish
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Granted, you blow up
I wish umm th serial killer i was making out with was Jane the killer. (I hope u know there are very fews way to corrupt this wish because it will be totally worth it.)
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Granted, but she still kills you after you have sex and get married.
I wish I had a Youtube channel
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Wish granted, but you cant use it.
I wish I wasn't tired.
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Granted but now you cant go to sleep and die from exhaustion
I wish Jane actually you know what im fine with this because its Jane but you know what I wish Tene wouldnt be dead because of me :3
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Granted but now you cant go to sleep and die from exhaustion
I wish Jane actually you know what im fine with this because its Jane but you know what I wish Tene wouldnt be dead because of me :3
ITS ANNOYING BECAUSE I CANT SLEEP
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Granted but now you cant go to sleep and die from exhaustion
I wish Jane actually you know what im fine with this because its Jane but you know what I wish Tene wouldnt be dead because of me :3
Granted, but now everyone else is dead because of you.
I wish X and Y came out today.
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Granted, but you can't buy it.
I wish I hadn't walked into a door -.-
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Granted, but you walked into a hole.
I wish the next 7 hours will pass by quickly.
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Granted, but after the seven hours have passed, the World takes 100 hours to do one second.
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Granted, but after the seven hours have passed, the World takes 100 hours to do one second.
you did not make a request so I will answer Tene
Granted, but you are now a giant dildo for a gay couple so you cant enjoy your time.
I wish for a glass of water
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Granted, but it turns into ferrofluid and it erases your hard drive and destroys your monitor.
I wish that I could get Pokemon X a day early.
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Granted, but it's corrupted.
I wish my Combusken wasn't so over leveled over the rest of my party.
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Granted, but now it gets way to under leveled and you are forced to release it
I wish I wasn't only on page 3 of this essay :fear:
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Granted, now you're on Page 1 instead.
I wish people wouldn't ask for retarded things on the GTS.
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Wish granted, but you still cant satisfy their want.
I wish Vivillon's formes weren't region dependant.
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Granted, but now every Viivillon has the high plains pattern.
I wish California Vivillons didn't have the high plains pattern.
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Wish granted but you get Archipelago Pattern instead.
I wish I got Icysnow Pattern.
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Wish granted but you get Archipelago Pattern instead.
I wish I got Icysnow Pattern.
Granted, but now every Pokemon you have and will have has the High Plains color scheme.
I wish X/Y wasn't so confusing.
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Granted. But updates haven't finished yet.
I wish my Asian parents allow me to get pokemon x and y...
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Granted, but your asian parent's pass on their eyes and you can barely see the screen.
I wish my mailman didn't start at the other end of the road.
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Wish granted, but he doesn't have anything for you.
I wish I didn't just walk into a wall...
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Granted, but you walk into a floor instead.
I wish I hadn't taken that insanity test... ( My results were 49.444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444)
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Granted, but you will still get the same result.
I wish making a server would be easier
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Wish granted, but you get DDoS'd. (Also its not that hard)
I wish Zob would accept my battle request.
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Granted, but I beat you.
I wish Tene would accept the Trade request.
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Granted. But I have something better.
I wish that life would be less cruel
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Granted, but I beat you.
I wish Tene would accept the Trade request.
Did you like what you got? :P
Granted. But I have something better.
I wish that life would be less cruel
Granted, but you still suffer.
I wish Pokemon Bank was released sooner.
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Did you like what you got? :P
Granted, but you still suffer.
I wish Pokemon Bank was released sooner.
You gave me a Bulbasaur egg which I sent to some lucky person on Wonder Trade. If was Female, I would have kept it...
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Did you like what you got? :P
Granted, but you still suffer.
I wish Pokemon Bank was released sooner.
Granted, but you can't buy it.
I wish people would learn to listen -.-
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Granted. They still will be ignorant.
I wish that I have another minecraft account.
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Granted, but it's cracked.
I wish Tene would enable her Game Chat.
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Granted, but your 3DS explodes.
I WISH MY PRINTER ACTUALLY PRINTED PAPER WITH WORDS ON THEM
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Wish granted, but you get a paper jam.
I wish I had imposter Ditto.
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Granted, but it dies.
I wish I hadn't tried to do a back-flip on my trampoline today
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Wish granted but you still die.
I wish I had a good nature and IV imposter Ditto.
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Granted. But ditto sucks.
I wish my ps3 can update faster
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Granted, but when it gets to 99%, it blows up.
I wish for a boyfriend
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Granted, but he's homosexual.
I wish I had a shiny Eevee.
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Granted, but your game runs out of charge and you lose it.
I wish my friend would come back D:
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Wish granted, but they're in a body bag.
I wish I could type as good right handed as left.
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Granted, but you lose it.
I wish that I hadn't derped and thought I found a shiny Xerneas when I saw its horns not lit up.
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Granted. Game is trolling you.
I wish pokemonserver was 1.6.4
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Granted, but you realise its not necessary.
I wish I know genVI breeding mechanics.
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Granted, but you know nothing else.
I wish I didn't have to take English.
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Granted. But you speak English.
I wish that I had less pimples
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Granted, but you have more warts.
I wish that I could meet TheJWittz on my X version :P
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Granted but you don't have enough time.
I wish that Vocaloid was well known to everyone.
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granted by only 2 rapeists
i wish i hadnt wrote dis message liek dis.
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Granted, but now you write every message liek dat.
I wish I never procrastinated.
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Granted, but now you dont do anything anymore
I wish that I had pokemon X already.
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Granted, I forgot what you wished for. ( Insert Corrupt here )
I wish that woman hadn't asked me so much weird questions when I was having my HPV jab...
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Granted. IT WILL HAPPEN.
I wish I can fire my hyper beam at Shark.
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Granted, but now everyone else fires their hyper beam at you.
I wish I don't have homework on Friday.
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Wish granted, but you have homework every other day.
I wish I had a new job.
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Granted. (No just change it)
I wish Shark was a tofu.
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Granted, but he eats you
I wish I knew what were wishing for now.
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Granted, you chop off your nuts and make out with TENE! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I wish for a pancake.
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Granted, but you chop off your tene and make out with your nuts.
I wish I didn't have to go to school today.
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Granted, but your TV, DS, 3DS computer and any other things you find fun doing are broken.
I wish my friend would pick up the skype call :L
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Wish granted, but she's dead (I thought you didn't have skype ¬.¬)
I wish I had a better Falafel.
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Granted
But you have to buy me a minecraft server to play 1.7 on :D
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I wish for a pancake.
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Granted but I eat it. (Do you still want my sever up? No one has asked)
I wish I
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Wish granted but it was a Y
I wish for the server to be popular again
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Granted, but everyone on the forums quits including you.
I wish I was smarter.
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Granted but everyone is smarter than you.
I wish the main character of Infinite Stratos, realises that there are 5 girls trying to go out with him.
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Granted, but they all die
I wish I could afford Pokemon X
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Granted but your 3ds breaks.
I wish I didnt wake up so early.
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Granted but you get hit by the afternoon bus...
I wish I could figure how to play on this server..... :D
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Granted but there is no one to play with.
I wish my Blaziken would stop leveling up so much further than my other team mates in X.
Also, what's this about me being laser blasted tofu?!
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Granted but it stops leveling all together (Try XP share more often)
I wish I could find 1ce or a mod (or atleast what we are passing off as one now days :rotf: )
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Granted, but you're permabanned now.
I wish I had a magic 8 ball.
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Granted. It is a troll.
I wish that Infinite Stratos 2 was not soo creepy...
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Granted, but you're now blind.
I wish life wasn't hard.
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Granted. Everyone's lives are hard.
I wish that I can eat shark.
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Granted. Everyone's lives are hard.
I wish that I can eat shark.
Wish granted, but its a soup.
I wish my anime downloads didn't stop half way.
Also, what anime(s) are the pics in your sig from?
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tene, the anime is Infinite Stratos
Mecha Anime and some harem.
Granted, get better internet.
I wish that gundam was well know
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Granted, but the fandom is full of horrible people.
I wish people didn't have long signatures.
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Granted, but you get a seizure each time you see an avatar.
I wish I didn't lose the receipt for my earphones.
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Granted. But you also lost your earphones.
I wish that Men can control Is (Infinite Stratos)
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Granted, what?
I wish that the thread was revived.
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granted, but you can never post in it again
i wish i was more productive
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Granted, but only for a millisecond.
I wish I hadn't scared my cat earlier
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Granted, but the cat thinks you are puny now and evolves and eats you and destroys the world and becomes the ruler of Earth.
I wish for nothing
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Granted, but you get something.
I wish that PINEAPPLES.
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Granted, but pineapples cease to exist as you do not exist either and therefore you can never post again in this thread and the world explodes and the universe collapses in a black hole that consumes everything in the intergalactic space.
I wish that everything would be destroyed.
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Granted but you would not be destroyed
I wish for my wish to be corrupted
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Granted, but corrupted is erased from everyone's vocabulary, so nobody corrupts it because it doesn't exist, and therefore nothing exists.
I wish for ______________________________________________________________________________
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Granted, I insert "for penis"
I wish I wasn't so disturbing today.
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Granted, but you're disturbing everyday.
I wish this thread was locked
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Granted, but you're disturbing everyday.
I wish this thread was locked
Granted, but you are this thread, and you die.
I wish this thread was locked
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Granted, But it opens back up
Then you turn into a piece of poop
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I have no wishes ^
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Granted, but you don't have a life either.
I wish gavin would have a wish
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Granted, but he wished that you would make-out with him.
I wish that I hadn't JUST spilled my drink over as I was thinking for a wish. Wow, right timing...
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Granted, but he wished that you would make-out with him.
I wish that I hadn't JUST spilled my drink over as I was thinking for a wish. Wow, right timing...
Granted, but instead you buy a 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 x 10 to the 100000000000000000000000th power gallon jug of milk that wipes out you and all of humanity.
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Granted, I'll make a wish for you. "I wish I was dead" Granted, but you must kiss Justin Bieber.
I wish that I didn't need to use three tea towels.
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Granted, I'll make a wish for you. "I wish I was dead" Granted, but you must kiss Justin Bieber.
I wish that I didn't need to use three tea towels.
Granted, you need to use 1 quadrillion
I wish a black hole engulfed everything in the intergalactic space and left nothing and then disappeared and nothing was left, not a single atom.
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Granted, you need to use 1 quadrillion
I wish a black hole engulfed everything in the intergalactic space and left nothing and then disappeared and nothing was left, not a single atom.
Wish granted, but there isn't much in intergalactic space, so not much was taken.
I wish it weren't so humid.
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Wish granted, but there isn't much in intergalactic space, so not much was taken.
I wish it weren't so humid.
Granted, but it becomes so cold the world freezes over.
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Granted, but it becomes so cold the world freezes over.
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Note: I would fix it, but look at that thing.
Wish granted.
Now I wish you'd fix that.
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Wish granted.
Now I wish you'd fix that.
Wish gr...gr....gr...gra....granted.
But I die of a heart attack and cannot complete the task.
I wish for tene to fix it for me!
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Granted, but she then makes it worse.
I wish that I hadn't bought the wrong Manga. (I bought the 15th book in the series thinking it was part of the name. GREAT WORK ZOB. GREAT WORK)
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Granted, but you hate manga.
I wish Manga didn't exist.
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granted, but there's now 10 times the amount of weeaboos there is now
i wish weeaboos didn't exist
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granted, but there's now 10 times the amount of weeaboos there is now
i wish weeaboos didn't exist
Granted, but you dream about them every time you sleep.
I wish for world peace
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Granted, but you dream about them every time you sleep.
I wish for world peace
Granted but then the aliens invade.
I wish I had a hot chocolate right now.
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Granted, but it burns your soul.
I wish that whoever grants my wish fails their corruption and it corrupt them instead without it being able to be corrupted in any which way.
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Granted, logic outbreak.
I wish that Tene wasn't my IGM. (In-Game-Mother)
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Granted, now I'm your IGM.
I wish I knew what an IGM does.
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Granted, IGM = In-Game-Mother
I wish that Anon had read what IGM was before he said he was my IGM.
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Granted, I knew what it was, i just have no idea what being an IGM entails and you get eaten by a horse.
I wish Zob knew how to read.
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Granted, I learn how to read and now you can't. Ever.
I wish Anon would die.
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Granted, but I am still here.
I wish this 4-5IV ditto would appear.
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Granted, but I am still here.
I wish this 4-5IV ditto would appear.
Granted, but it is Lvl 10 Trillion so it wipes you out and deletes all your pokemon games because it is so powerful, and wipes out the human race by jumping out of the game and swallowing everything it can. It defeats all the armys and the nuclear bombs don't affect it. It takes over the world and has slaves make a rocket. This rocket is made 3 years later, and it flies to every planet, eating all it can. Then all of the people inside try a rebellion, but it slowly poops each one out, and soon they all turn into the outer layer of Mars. A star becomes a Supernova, and turns into a supernova, and tries to suck in this giant ditto, but instead the ditto is too strong and eats the black hole. Soon this ditto 100 quadrillion years later, has become the size of all of space, and there is nothing left for it to eat. Then it soon dies, and the only thing left in space, is some floating poop.
I wish that was longer, and became a story.
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Granted, but it becomes known as the worst story in history and people kill you.
I wish I could sing and play this song: [size=78%]Angel Beats Girls Dead Monster - My Song (Iwasawa) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kL2vlUlpytQ#)[/size]
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Granted, but everyone hates it. And we ban you from the forums :D.
I wish Zob stopped obsessing over anime / manga.
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Granted, (https://www.pokemonserver.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftroll.me%2Fimages%2Fxzibit-yo-dawg%2Fyo-dawg-i-heard-you-like-asking-stupid-questions-so-i-put-a-stupid-in-your-question-so-you-can-be-stupid-while-questioning.jpg&hash=14d1ec5f2daad031687239b1db2063fa)
I wish that I was in Angel Beats.
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I wish that I was in Angel Beats.
Granted, but you are in "Angel Beats Gospel Choir".
I wish Zob would seriously stop with his anime and manga before I die.
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Granted, I stop for one millisecond.
I wish my crush would have a crush on me IRL.
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Granted, your crush is me.
I wish I didn't say that.
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Granted, but then you say it in my FACE.
I wish I had all of the (https://www.pokemonserver.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmanga.jadedragononline.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2011%2F08%2FSakura-Hime-v11.jpg&hash=623b9fb4e05af97f0d37aff3ae0279c5)
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Wish granted but upon seeing what ever the fuck that is you have a heart attack and die
I wish this thread would forever stay on page 69 :3
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Granted, but you don't stay forever on page 69.
I wish I liked bacon.
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Granted, but it makes you sick.
I wish people weren't so retarded.
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Granted, but they're even more retarded than before.
I wish people weren't so annoying.
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Granted, but they're even more annoying than before.
I wish people weren't so abundant.
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Granted, but now murderers are more abundant.
I wish school wasn't starting soon.
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Wish granted, But now you have to work in a stripper club
I wish this world knew some common sense
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Granted, but everyone but you knows common sense.
I wish I was nocturnal.
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Granted, but you are blind.
I wish it weren't so hot.
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wish doesn't need to be granted because your heart is already so cold and you live you life in darkness
I wish my wish came true about this thread staying on page 69 forever
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Granted, but you must make-out with Justin Beiber.
I wish that I had a pet dragon :)
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Granted, it's a stuffed basketball with a dragon nose.
I wish I was a :purplebanana:
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Granted but your constantly being hunted by hungry gorillas.
I wish it was always the perfect temperature
(with the wind-chill it feels like -50 here today -_-)
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I wish it was always the perfect temperature
(with the wind-chill it feels like -50 here today -_-)
I know what you mean I just shoveled the deck 3 hours ago already I can't step outside my door without the snow going up past my boots
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I know what you mean I just shoveled the deck 3 hours ago already I can't step outside my door without the snow going up past my boots
I heard on the news that America and Canada are having severe snow storms. WE'RE HAVING FREAKING FLOODS.
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I heard on the news that America and Canada are having severe snow storms. WE'RE HAVING FREAKING FLOODS.
Zob stop bitching I live on a river I get flooded all the time, but see in Michigan we just had a ice storm that made over half the state loose power (including me) and we had a Realtor coming to see the house when there were 7 fallen trees in my backyard and a tree had fallen in the front yard which took out part of my roof and it took 11 states to clean up Michigan's mess and now we have this fucking blizzard
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wooooooowwwwwww school was suppose to comeback tomorrow but they already canceled it because of all the snow
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just went to take my new puppy out and when he steped in the backyard he littarly just fell in because the snow was taller then he was so I stepped in THE SNOW WAS UP TO MY KNEES Michigans weather is fucked up right now maybe moving to florida is a good thing xD
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just went to take my new puppy out and when he steped in the backyard he littarly just fell in because the snow was taller then he was so I stepped in THE SNOW WAS UP TO MY KNEES Michigans weather is fucked up right now maybe moving to florida is a good thing xD
I laughed my head off when the puppy fell in XD
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just went to take my new puppy out and when he steped in the backyard he littarly just fell in because the snow was taller then he was so I stepped in THE SNOW WAS UP TO MY KNEES Michigans weather is fucked up right now maybe moving to florida is a good thing xD
I think weather everywhere is, I mean it did snow in Egypt for the first time in 112 years not too long ago.
and poor puppy :(
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I think weather everywhere is, I mean it did snow in Egypt for the first time in 112 years not too long ago.
and poor puppy :(
dont worry the puppy loves snow for whatever reason its probably because my other dog Bella loves snow
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Granted, you all have to stay on topic now.
I wish I could relive this moment again.
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they already canceled school for tommarrow also XD hope theres not to much snow days or there gonna have to extend the school year :/
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Granted, you all have to stay on topic now.
I wish I could relive this moment again.
Granted But doing so will cause you to loose all other memories
I wish for a Universal Pause Button
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Granted, but there's no play button which means the universe ceases to exist.
I wish for a universal play button
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Granted, but there's no play button which means the universe ceases to exist.
I wish for a universal play button
Granted but it broke.
I wish that I will be able to be a GUNDAM MEISTER
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Granted, you are capable of becoming one but you don't.
I wish I was younger
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Granted, but you become a baby.
I wish I could go to an ivy-league school.
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Granted, but you get rubbish grades
I wish I was smart
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Granted, But everyone else is smarter.
I wish I can find the cure for cancer
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Wish granted, but you create something worse than cancer.
I wish you weren't such a poon.
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Granted, but you become a poon yourself.
I wish I could become an Aussie.
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Granted, but you hate it.
I wish this wish would get corrupted.
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granted, but your wish is fixed.
I wish I could use leglimency.
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Granted, but you're not a wizard.
I wish I was an op on every minecraft server ever.
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Granted, but everyone stops playing minecraft.
I wish pokemon was real.
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Granted, but they everything dies because of overpopulation.
I wish that people started to consider WiiU and 3DS next gen consoles.
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Granted, but you don't like them yourself
I wish I was cool
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Granted, but you freeze yourself in the process.
I wish I could be invisible at will.
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Granted, but'cha stay invis forever and can't be visible again :]
I wish... For a new computer :P
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Granted, but it doesn't work.
I wish I had a pet Pikachu that liked me.
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Granted, but it got hungry and fried you with thundershock
I wish that a bear kills the one who will corrupt this wish
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Granted, but the person who corrupts your wish throws various meats at you, luring the bear to you.
I wish I could not be sick anymore.q
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Granted, but the one you love will die of a great sickness.
I wish it was always cold outside.
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Granted, instead of global warming everyone dies of global freezing :P
I wish my minecraft stopped crashing
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Granted, you no longer have minecraft therefor it cannot crash.
I wish annoying people were extinct.
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Granted, but all of 'Murica becomes extinct
I wish I can go to the moon
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Granted, but you are there and the moon blows up.
I wish i could breathe underwater.
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Granted, but you must be known as aquaman forever.
I wish the person who corrupts my wish can't make a wish
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Granted, but you must be known as aquaman forever.
I wish the person who corrupts my wish can't make a wish
Granted, but you can't make another wish ever again.
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Granted, but you can't make another wish ever again.
Granted, but the wish is corrupted.
I wish upon a star.
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Granted but it's a meteor that's hurdling right at you and your house so you die.
I wish that I could do something fun for my birthday.
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Granted, but no one cares about your birthday
I wish I had the best Pokemon team ever on Pokemon X and Y.
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Granted but the internet on your DS will never work again.
I wish for 3 more wishes
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Granted, but all of them have to benefit other people and not yourself
I wish I was friends with my favorite youtuber
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Granted, but they lose their subscribers because you are their friend
I wish Pokemon Alpha Sapphire and Omega Ruby get a delay thing and come out tomorrow :D
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Granted, but they lose their subscribers because you are their friend
I wish Pokemon Alpha Sapphire and Omega Ruby get a delay thing and come out tomorrow :D
Granted, but they are actually delayed and come out tomorrow's date next year.
I wish I had a pet mouse.
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Granted, but it suicided because it didn't want to live with you.
I wish I could time-travel
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Granted, but it suicided because it didn't want to live with you.
I wish I could time-travel
Granted, but it's a one way trip.
I wish I could write my story faster.
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granted but no one will want to read it
I wish I had wings so i could fly.
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granted but no one will want to read it
I wish I had wings so i could fly.
Granted, but they're sealed with wax and your fate is the same as Icarus.
I wish I could fly without needing wings.
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Granted, but you get ran over by a plane
I wish I could teleport to places
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Granted, but you get ran over by a plane
I wish I could teleport to places
Granted, but you can't choose what parts of you get teleported where.
I wish Boku no Pico had live movie.
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Granted. But you are now part of the movie.
I wish that i would stop reading Volume 8 of Infinite Stratos.
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Granted, but you start reading something worse.
I wish I had a bigger house :P
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Granted, but you start reading something worse.
I wish I had a bigger house :P
Granted, but once something enters it can never leave.
I wish he EULA change wasn't blown out of proportion like it has been.
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Granted, but everyone freaks out about Net Neutrality instead.
I wish I could have a pet Polar Bear
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Granted, but everyone freaks out about Net Neutrality instead.
I wish I could have a pet Polar Bear
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Granted, but the polar bear is hungry and eats you.
I wish I could have a pet pig that can fly.
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Granted, but the pig is claustrophobic and flies away.
I wish I had a pet eevee.
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Granted, but you have to evolve it immediately.
I wish Snible the best in his upcoming battle against Vivillon.
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Granted, but he loses
I wish I has a cookie :P
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Granted, but it's poisonous.
I wish for a WiiU.
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Granted, but it's poisonous.
I wish for a WiiU.
Granted, but it's broken.
I wish for a WiiU.
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Granted, but you only get the Wii U box :P and not the game itself
I wish for a REAL Wii U that works
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Granted, but you only get the Wii U box :P and not the game itself
I wish for a REAL Wii U that works
Wish granted, but you don't have a power source.
I wish for an apocalypse.
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Granted but they only go for you.
I wish I could get Alpha sapphire and Omega ruby earlier than everyone else
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Granted, but you don't have a 3DS
I wish you a merry christmas
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Granted, but Matt doesn't have any friends/family to spend that 'merry christmas' with.
I wish I could become superman
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Granted, but you don't have any superpowers
I wish you all die (except me) :lazor: :lazor: :lazor:
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Granted, but you don't have any superpowers
I wish you all die (except me) :lazor: :lazor: :lazor:
Granted, but we all live and you die.
I wish V didn't do weird things to me.
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Granted, but they do weird things to you, deal with it
I wish for a Mega Metagross
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Granted, but you will not be able to get Pokemon Omega Ruby or Alpha Sapphire.
I wish for better music on the radio
-
Granted, but the music you hate is better than the music you like.
I wish people could be intelligent more
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Granted, but you're now the dumbest person on the planet.
I wish people could just stop
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Granted, but they freeze forever no movement
I wish 1ce come back as admin
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Granted but he is a complete jackass to you
I wish for a cure to diabetes
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Granted but that cure goes wrong, infecting everyone with HIV.
I wish I could sleep in a little more.
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granted, but you go into a coma and die.
I wish I could actually get a job.
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Granted, but you shovel poop.
I wish I could do something besides sit in my house and be bored.
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Granted, but you sit outside and be bored.
I wish 1.8 would be released.
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Granted. There are too many bugs in the 1.8 update to be usable now.
I wish there was an event on the pvp server
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Granted, but you missed it.
I wish John Green would create another book soon.
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Granted, but the book is about Justin Bieber (idk lol)
I wish for the advertisements to go away, so annoying.
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Granted, they do go away, for everyone but you. You must suffer through all the advertisements.
I wish I could have some sushi now...
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Granted, but it's poisonous.
I wish for 0.9 Minecraft PE now
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Granted, but you lose your phone.
I wish for my friend that has cancer to survive to Fall. :( (I know it is a sad one)
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Granted, but randomly cancer becomes contagious and you get cancer
I wish I knew all languages
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Granted, but you're mute.
I wish I knew how to terraform.
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Granted, but you can only do valleys.
I wish my dream would come true.
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Granted, but then you get eaten by a pack of kutties.
I wish I was spiderman
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Granted, but you get hunted down by villains and get killed.
I wish that the next person who posts on this forum, after me, ends up eating ghost peppers for breakfast.
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Granted, but I use Mirror Move.
I wish I was the best person on this server
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Granted, but your computer breaks and you time from your house losing all your stuff.
I wish I have the Zephyr Badge on the server.
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Granted, but you lose every other badge.
I wish for more snow!
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Granted, but it's acid snow.
I wish I could time travel.
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Granted but its only one way
I wish life was better
-
Granted, but you never die.
I wish I could have the ability to go invisible or not whenever I please.
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Granted, but everyone gets some kind of weird sunglasses to detect when you are invisible or when you're not.
I wish MC realms were free.
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Granted, but everyone gets some kind of weird sunglasses to detect when you are invisible or when you're not.
I wish MC realms were free.
Granted, but its so laggy its impossible to play.
I wish 1.8 were out.
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Granted, but its so laggy its impossible to play.
I wish 1.8 were out.
Granted, but the new maps aren't finished and the plan fails.
I wish my internet was better.
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Granted, but your parents ground you from going on your computer.
I wish this :D will become :cry:
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Granted, but your sadness becomes your happiness and you laugh uncontrollably at a funeral
I wish games were more complex
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Granted, but they began to become intelligent and took over the world.
I wish that I would find some music that I could like. It's so lonely without music....wish i could find some good tracks.
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Granted but you cannot afford this track.
I wish there was more time in a day.
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Granted but you cannot afford this track.
I wish there was more time in a day.
Granted, but the sun bakes everybody to death.
I wish the world had more trees in it.
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Granted, but there is TOO much Oxygen for people on Earth and the people on Earth die out.
I wish to have nightvision in real life
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Granted, but there is TOO much Oxygen for people on Earth and the people on Earth die out.
I wish to have nightvision in real life
Granted, but you're blinded in light.
I wish youths weren't so weird.
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Granted but now everyone else is weird.
I wish for a virtual reality game universe, kinda like SAO but everyone cant get trapped in it and or die because of it in any way.
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Granted, but it costs 20 billion dollars just for 1.
I wish that technology gets more advanced instantly.
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Granted, but it costs 20 billion dollars just for 1.
I wish that technology gets more advanced instantly.
Granted, but none of it is for commercial use.
I wish I could remember stuff I need to.
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Granted, but you forget about everything else.
I wish I would never get bored.
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Granted, but you're having so much fun you forget to eat and starve to death.
I wish we had less deaths in the world.
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Granted, but the world overpopulates and you all run out of supplies.
I wish for unlimited wishes. (If it's allowed)
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Granted, but the wishes must only be about killing your family.
I wish to see someone the exact opposite of Tene become an admin to see them fight :aww: .
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Granted but the real tene dies and you're left with the other.
I wish I was rich.
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Granted but the real tene dies and you're left with the other.
I think that Tene would probably be a better Tene so thanks. :D
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Granted, but you are forced to never use the money.
I wish I could make my sickness go away.
-
Granted, but you get ran over by a bird the next day and die.
I wish for the reset to keep bal and mcmmo C:
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Granted, but you get banned after they get kept.
I wish for a bunny
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Granted, but you get banned after they get kept.
I wish for a bunny
Granted, but it blows you up.
I wish I had more time.
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Granted, (I do too) but because you are in Australlia, the deadline will come faster. (Because screw Physics)
I wish for the blogs on the forums to work.
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Granted, but everything else on the forums shuts down.
I wish more people came on the server
-
Granted, but the server gets over populated, and we end up having a torn up community, filled with people who can't play the game how it's supposed to be played, and ones who leave in a day.
I wish I had enough money to buy a new desktop.
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Granted, but you get scammed and it doesn't work.
I wish for a 3DS version of Super Mario Sunshine (Gamecube Game, really fun)
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Granted, but your 3DS breaks.
I wish to see the admins dancing to Just Dance 2014
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Granted, but afterwards they wipe your mind.
I wish I could go to Mars.
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Granted, but you can't leave Mars.
I wish I could find great discovery.
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Granted but someone else gets all the credit for it.
I wish the world made sense.
-
Granted, but you can't leave Mars.
I wish I could find great discovery.
Granted, but you die shortly after.
I wish my iPod didn't die.
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Granted, but it achieves spiritual sentience instead of death and departs
I wish the :banana: was used less often
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Granted, but it achieves spiritual sentience instead of death and departs
I wish the :banana: was used less often
Granted, but we get the :purplebanana:
I wish my iPod would turn on.
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Granted, but everything on your ipod has been erased
I wish for :progress: to stop happening on YouTube
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Granted, but everything on your ipod has been erased
I wish for :progress: to stop happening on YouTube
Granted, but now you get (https://www.pokemonserver.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fdoge4lyf&hash=4604be744aa8d55cf0557ca2addef8bb)
I wish my HDD would partition.
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Granted, but your HDD is a bomb.
I wish I could wake up before 10:00am.
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Granted, but you can never sleep again.
I wish that nobody got sick
-
Granted, but a zombie apocalypse starts happening from no where
I wish for a new eeveelution
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Granted, but in the process all Eevees die in the next game.
I wish we could start building ORAS/XY on the Build Server
-
Granted, but we have to finish whats started
I wish sponge was out.
-
Granted, but all sponges run away from you.
I wish I had X-Ray vision
-
Granted, but you can't see through girls clothes.
I wish life was better.
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granted, but you die 10 years earlier
i wish to revive this
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Granted, but no one revives this topic for days later.
I wish I could own a Nintendo Wii U
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Granted, but a day after you get it it totally fries.
I wish I could go to the beach.
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granted, but there's no water
i wish for all of the cats
i wish to revive this
Granted, but no one revives this topic for days later.
lmao
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Granted, but they act like dogs.
I wish the new maps were already completed.
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Granted, but they act like dogs.
I wish the new maps were already completed.
Wish granted, but the world corrupts.
I wish I could make all the whales in the world fly
(https://www.pokemonserver.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi59.tinypic.com%2F346tgza.jpg&hash=23850cc54b3d719caa6e03cfe8972980)
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Wish granted, but the world corrupts.
I wish I could make all the whales in the world fly
granted, but now nothing else can
i wish i could sleep
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granted, but now nothing else can
i wish i could sleep
Granted, but you have homework and assignments to procrastinate on.
I wish incest was legal
-
Granted, but then the extremists of the world kill anyone who commits incest.
I wish for a pony.
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Granted, but then the extremists of the world kill anyone who commits incest.
I wish for a pony.
Granted, but it lives in a fictional world called Equestria.
I wish I ate normally...
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Granted, but your food is poisoned.
I wish I could fly.
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Granted, but your food is poisoned.
I wish I could fly.
Granted, but you find out that flying is a highly inefficient form of transformation and takes a great deal of effort- pretty much like running,
so you end up just sitting on the couch again, eating a bucket of ice-cream, which is pretty neat too I guess.
I wish I was able to love like the person I used to be.
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Granted, but you find out that flying is a highly inefficient form of transformation and takes a great deal of effort- pretty much like running,
so you end up just sitting on the couch again, eating a bucket of ice-cream, which is pretty neat too I guess.
I wish I was able to love like the person I used to be.
Granted, but you have to love the person you hate the most.
I wish this were true (Change the word Sinnoh with Unova): (https://www.pokemonserver.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi47.tinypic.com%2F258z6tg.jpg&hash=f233a1886fb8f800f9bd56192832fab8)
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Granted, but you can never move them back to Unova.
I wish I could stop having art block. x_x
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Granted, but you can never move them back to Unova.
I wish I could stop having art block. x_x
Granted, but now you have sun block...
I wish I wasn't forgotten...
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Wish granted, but then grief will befall the people who never forget you
I wish Vocaloids were real
PS - HOLY SHIT EVERYONE RAVEH HAS RETURNED, GET ON YOUR KNEES AND PRAY :banana:
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Granted, but then they leave planet earth the next day without a trace.
I wish I wasn't bored.
PS. IKR?! //squeals loudly
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Granted but no one replies to your wish in 2 years.
I wish this thread wasn't dead so there were more forum games.
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Granted but no one replies to your wish in 2 years.
I wish this thread wasn't dead so there were more forum games.
Granted, but the games were moved to Discord.
I wish I had friends to play Dungeons and Dragons with.
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Granted but they ditch you for rolling a critical failure.
I wish my 4gb ram laptop didn't melt whenever I try to play Minecraft with other programs open.
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Granted but they ditch you for rolling a critical failure.
I wish my 4gb ram laptop didn't melt whenever I try to play Minecraft with other programs open.
Wish granted, your laptop now melts during startup.
I wish I wasn't so busy as of late
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Wish granted, your laptop now melts during startup.
I wish I wasn't so busy as of late
Granted but then get to just do whatever you want...all the time...uh...well.. u might get bored?
I wish the letter 'c' didn't exist because it's pointless.
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Granted but then get to just do whatever you want...all the time...uh...well.. u might get bored?
I wish the letter 'c' didn't exist because it's pointless.
Granted, but you annot ompletely omprehend my message without onfusing yourself.
I wish I was drinking a milkshake right now.
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Granted but then it brings all the boys to the yard and they’re like, it’s better than yours.
I wish I didnt know the lyrics to that song.