Corrupt a wish

[zombiedood]

Granted but you die at 25

I wish I had a cookie  8)

[1cec0ld]

Granted but it poisons you and you are paralyzed for life.

I wish for poop.

[Prodigy39]

Granted but on first look, you are desitigrated due to poopieness

I can haz chamanderz!

[Rigby]

Granted, but it instantly dies along with all your other pokemanz.
I wish for 1ce's buttox.

[Prodigy39]

Granted but it's so big it crushs you

I wish I don't get banned for saying that

[1cec0ld]

Granted but the server shuts down instead.

I wish for an uncorruptible wish.

[zombiedood]

Granted but its still a waste of a wish.


I wish for a Purple or Red Nebula Dragon  8)

[Prodigy39]

Granted, but it glitches out and can't get views

I wish for an event tonight

[zombiedood]

Granted but everyone else wins Illegal armor n weps


I wish I could beat my ds faster

[Prodigy39]

Granted, but you beat it so hard it breaks

I wish for the shit in the chest at spawn (I know what's in there, and it's better than Enchanted Sword)

[Miosio]

granted but its actually gravel

I did not change it promise.

I wish I didnt have to go to work tonight..

[Prodigy39]

Damnit Rigby! Why did you tell me it was illegal enchantments!?

[1cec0ld]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA Yeah that's an old troll, it's always been gravel saying LOL


Granted, YOURE FIRED

I wish for Chewy Gobstoppers to be sold again. So I can buy like 500 boxes. This is a legit wish too.

[zombiedood]

Granted but they all go bad before you get to eat any


I wish for more booze.

[Equin0x]

Granted, but you drank something earlier that gave it a chemical reaction and you implode.
I wish I mastered the "Jumper" power.