Corrupt a wish

[Anonymouslyanon]

Granted, but someone steals that money and blows it all by investing in the stock market.

I wish that it didn't take so long for me to log into Minecraft.

[Tenebrae]

Granted but you can't log in at all.


I wish this assignment would so itself...

[zan1312]

Granted, but when it finishes it sos your moth and nose and you die.


I wish could have less challengers.

[Okieskinny]

Granted, the ones you get beat you no matter what

Wish i didn't have to go to school tommorrow

[Anonymouslyanon]

Granted, but you go to jail tomorrow.

I wish that I could fly.

[Tenebrae]

Wish granted but you can only go up

I wish people would learn to read the minecraft chat -_-

[Anonymouslyanon]

Granted, but then you forget how to read the minecraft chat.

I wish that I could build things on scale.

[Okieskinny]

Granted. everything you build looks horrible


I wish I didn't have so much homework...

[Tenebrae]

Granted. everything you build looks horrible


I wish I didn't have so much homework...

Granted but the homework you have your dog eats.


Wish group projects didn't exist

[Anonymouslyanon]

Granted, but now you don't exist.

I wish that people didn't post so much while I'm at school.

[Okieskinny]

granted, we don't post EVER


Wish my birthday would come faster (it's may 16th)

[Tenebrae]

Wish granted, but you die.


Wish people were nicer sometimes

[Anonymouslyanon]

Granted, but compared to everyone else, you're a big jerk.

I wish that I didn't have to do this essay by tomorrow.

[Okieskinny]

Granted, it's due RIGHT NOW
wish I didn't miss that shiny cubone on GPX+ :I

[Tenebrae]

Wish granted but you don't find any shinies.

I wish my minecraft password wasn't changed on me