Corrupt a wish

[Equin0x]

Granted, but a dog pissed on it an called it his towel.
I wish I could see through sexy women's clothes.

[BjZrGooD]

Granted, but when you look at the women they turn butt ugly


I wish that I could get away from my school

[oddy]

granted, but you now have to go to alcatraz


i wish i could feel no pain

[zombiedood]

Granted but then you get hit by a train. Atleast you didn't feel a thing :}


I wish I could Purify this world Bwahahahah!

[Vitto]

Granted, but everyone moved to Mars..

I wish for 3 more wishes!

[1cec0ld]

Granted, but then they all get corrupted too.

I wish I could turn invisible at will.

[Vitto]

Granted, but youll get locked up for testing

I wish I coukd come up with a wish

[zombiedood]

Granted, But it turns out to be perfect grammar.


I wish for all world hunger to end.

[Vitto]

Granted, but thirst has become worse.

I wish I could use normal reply instead of quick reply.

[zombiedood]

Granted but now everything takes too long to reply to,


I wish for better dragons

[ArchieSalt]

Granted but now everything takes too long to reply to,


I wish for better dragons

Granted, but they are all pink.


I wish i had more votes to unban me.

[Vitto]

Granted, but you wont be allowed to come back anyways.

I wish Archie had more votes to unban him.

[oddy]

granted but jeddeth does something terrible with multiple accounts and theres no choice but an IP ban.




I wish i could shoot beams of rainbow death at will once every 24 seconds

[BjZrGooD]

Granted but you have no Abbility power 


I wish I was a werewolf >

[CKDavid]

Granted, but the sparkly vampires come and eat you.


I wish Twilight's vampires actually burned in the sunlight like they're supposed to.