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Re: Corupt a wish
« Reply #135 on: February 19, 2012, 05:37:45 am »
Granted, but now its too simple, and everyone is dumb.

I wish for chocolate.
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Re: Corupt a wish
« Reply #136 on: February 19, 2012, 05:48:52 am »
Granted, but you get the last cocoa bean and chocolate no longer exists.

I wish I could sleep on a normal schedule.

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Re: Corupt a wish
« Reply #137 on: February 19, 2012, 08:09:26 am »
Granted, but you sleep on a bed of nails.


I wish i had no homework

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Re: Corupt a wish
« Reply #138 on: February 19, 2012, 09:11:07 am »
Granted, but you will become a mailman.

I wish for jelly beans.
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Re: Corupt a wish
« Reply #139 on: February 19, 2012, 10:56:58 am »
Granted, but they replace your testicles. (Wait they already did! xD)
I wish I had a Free Alienware Laptop.
You hvae jsut been mwbdoilnn. Hvae a good day and tlel yuor fnidres!

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Re: Corupt a wish
« Reply #140 on: February 19, 2012, 09:44:30 pm »
Granted, but they replace your testicles. (Wait they already did! xD)
I wish I had a Free Alienware Laptop.
(me too) granted but it has uncureable viruses (like aids)
I wish I had the super power to read peoples minds and i can turn it on and off when i want...


[4/10/2014 8:28:39 PM] †eneßrae: hey mio, if you had to do bestiality what would you do it with
[4/10/2014 8:28:45 PM] Miosio: your mother
[4/10/2014 8:28:50 PM] 1cec0ld: lol
[4/10/2014 8:28:51 PM] Daaron: heyo

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Re: Corupt a wish
« Reply #141 on: February 20, 2012, 02:45:41 am »
Granted but then you learn too much and the CIA find you and abduct you for testing.


I wish I could stop the CIA from hurting Mio.

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Re: Corupt a wish
« Reply #142 on: February 20, 2012, 02:30:34 pm »
Granted, but now they take you!


I wish for all the regions to be finished already.
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Re: Corupt a wish
« Reply #143 on: February 20, 2012, 05:59:28 pm »
Granted but then the server gets shut down for copying Pokemon


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Re: Corupt a wish
« Reply #144 on: February 21, 2012, 03:40:41 pm »
Granted, but now your current and future dragons and eggs die instantly.
I wish I didn't have to download a download so that download can download the download I want.
You hvae jsut been mwbdoilnn. Hvae a good day and tlel yuor fnidres!

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Re: Corupt a wish
« Reply #145 on: February 21, 2012, 04:07:18 pm »
Granted, your computer overheats and fries your harddrive.

I wish for Gustapo. (Few will understand who I'm talking about)

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Re: Corupt a wish
« Reply #146 on: February 21, 2012, 05:01:18 pm »
Granted, but now YOU hafta deal with him constantly spazzing out if you leave him alone for 10 seconds ( I mean he flips ape shit like I beat em ) him chewing your wires, chasing your animals,  and being just nonstop adorable. (also just because I had to deal with the hell it was) Lets say you also hafta re potty train him


I wish I could grow weed

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Re: Corupt a wish
« Reply #147 on: February 22, 2012, 01:34:46 am »
Granted, then you get arrested for it.

I wish I would do my homework more.

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Re: Corupt a wish
« Reply #148 on: February 22, 2012, 04:43:29 am »
Granted but now you get twice the homework, Also you hafta fix that last wish because it clealy interacts with a prior wish on my part.



Exhibit A




WTF RAGE RAGE RAGE QUIT
IWANTMYCORRUPTION
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Anyhow Granted but then her ass gets super fat because she gets Sponsord by twinkies. HAH


I wish I dont ever get caught by the law.





Exhibit B
Granted, but now your considered a terroist.
I wish I had a 100% chance to do a get rich quick scheme.



Oh and I wish for a Pony!  ;D


Like a Boss 8)

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Re: Corupt a wish
« Reply #149 on: February 24, 2012, 03:18:54 am »
Granted and then it molests you.

I wish I were happy and healthy.