Corrupt a wish

[1cec0ld]

Granted and then Chuck Norris hunts you down. Obviously you don't get away from him.

I wish for my sweat to taste like chocolate.

[zombiedood]

Granted but then fat old women find out forcing you to satisfy them before they devour you.

I wish I felt better.

[Kenshin_Sensei]

Granted but now you are a 2 foot tall body builder from guatemala named clickclick that nobody outside of his small village has ever heard of, and theres no internet. or indoor plumbing.


I wish for a zombie apocalypse

[Prodigy39]

Granted, but you are the only casualty

I wish for an event at 8PM EST TONITE

[zombiedood]

granted but you end up missing it


I wish I dont get into big trouble  ;D

[Mariofighter3]

Granted, but now you do not exist in the fabric of the universe anymore.

I wish for this sentence to be true. The previous statement is false though.

Try to corrupt an infinite paradox.

[hixhen1]

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Pwnd. ok now i wish this wasnt a sentence

[1cec0ld]

It's not, it lacks punctuation and capitalization. Good Job.

I wish for a longer penis. Have fun.

[Tactic]

Granted then it turns into a rayquaza and kicks your butt or gets chopped off.
I wish I was a gym leader!!

[Rigby]

Granted, but you hoard badges and get kicked off your first day.
I wish Johto WOULD FINISH BY TOMORROW.!

[Tactic]

Granted then the server corrupts.
I wish I Joined the server earlier.

[ArchieSalt]

Granted
But your banned


I wish there was still a shop in the UK where i can physically buy video games

[Mariofighter3]

Granted
But your banned


I wish there was still a shop in the UK where i can physically buy video games

Granted but it is all Superman 64 that is stock.


I wish that I was  .

[CKDavid]

Granted, but a wandering Snorlax decides to stop and have you for lunch.
I wish I had a penguin as a pet.

[Tenebrae]

Granted, but your penguin dies.

I wish I was dead