Corrupt a wish

[ZobTheSlayer]

Granted, but they kill you


I wish I had a pony called Perrywinkle

[jibbyfunk]

Granted, but you have to give them to me.


I wish Archie didn't get to be the first Champion.

[Sahaquiel_9]

Granted, but you can never be champion.
I wish that I knew everything.

[ZobTheSlayer]

Granted, but you go insane.


I wish I knew all logic. ( In real life I talk about logic a ton )

[Sahaquiel_9]

Granted, but you're in a coma most of your life.
I wish I was a fork.

[oddy]

Granted, but you're in a coma most of your life.
I wish I was a fork.

granted but forks are outdated and destroyed to make way for the spork

I wish I could speak and understand all languages

[Sahaquiel_9]

Granted, but you become deaf.
I wish that I was a spork.

[r1579]

granted. but your all rusted and unusable.
i wish for 1ce to reclaim his gym.

[Sahaquiel_9]

Granted, but he never accepts your challenge.
I wish I could kill anyone.

[Sweaty]

Granted but they're douches and take your money
I wish for sandwich

[jibbyfunk]

Granted, but it is covered in Sweat.


I wish I had a girl friend and/or a life.

[oddy]

Granted but she's fat

I wish I win the power ball tonight

[Sahaquiel_9]

Granted, but the jackpot is only 3 cents
I wish I had less homework.

[Sweaty]

Granted but you have more school days and hours
I wish for a cookie

[Anonymouslyanon]

Granted, but now you have diabetes.
I wish I had water.