Corrupt a wish

[ZobTheSlayer]

Granted, but you pop all the bubbles


I wish I wish




( By the way someone needs to give me an inventory full of Gold blocks now )

[Sahaquiel_9]

Granted, but your wish becomes a dream, and the dream becomes a nightmare.
I wish I had a day off.

[ZobTheSlayer]

Granted, but you have to work double time tomorrow.


I wish could remember my good dreams

[jibbyfunk]

Granted, but I'm not in them.


I wish I didn't have stage fright.

[Sahaquiel_9]

Granted, but whenever someone says "break a leg", you break your leg.
I wish the new episode of RWBY came out today.

[Barnitzn]

granted but its the last episode ever
I wish pokemon were real

[Sahaquiel_9]

Granted, but they all try to kill you.
I wish I had 3D maneuver gear.

[Anonymouslyanon]

Granted, but you get crushed by a titan.
I wish I had a 3DS.

[Tenebrae]

Granted, but it's only good for a paperweight.

I wish I wasn't so tired.

[Sahaquiel_9]

Granted, but you become comatose from hyperactivity.
I wish my internet was faster.

[AxZeroCrypt]

Granted, but your computer runs slower.
I wish I got my computer wasnt so shitty.

[Sahaquiel_9]

Granted, but now it has actual shit in it.
I wish I could be an EVA pilot and kill angels.

[AxZeroCrypt]

Granted, but you crash before getting 10 meters into the air.
I wish i could die.

[Sahaquiel_9]

(you do realize that EVAs aren't planes or anything and they're giant humanoid cyborgs made of the DNA from Adam, the first Angel, right? [no offense])
Granted, but you have to live through 2,000 years of life before you do.
I wish I didn't drink that coke at 11:00 p.m.

[Sweaty]

Granted but you drink 2 at 12:00
I wish for summer to restart.