Corrupt a wish

[ZobTheSlayer]

Granted, but you wish you never saw it.


I wish buses had air conditioning

[jibbyfunk]

Granted, but the A/C pumps hot air.


I wish I was more physically active.

[ZobTheSlayer]

Granted, but you do the lap of honor when you brake the World Record for fastest man, you die from heart attack.


I wish I wasn't so tired

[Duckox]

Granted, but you can't sleep and die of no sleep.

[ZobTheSlayer]

Granted, but you can't sleep and die of no sleep.

Um, what's your wish?

[jibbyfunk]

I wish Duck had made a wish.

[Sahaquiel_9]

Granted, but it's for getting less crappy food *coughcough*englishfood*coughcough*
I wish I could burp the alphabet.

[jibbyfunk]

Granted, but you destroy you vocal cords when you do this and go mute.


I wish I was a male stripper.

[Sahaquiel_9]

Granted, but it's at a gay bar.
I wish I could defy gravity and all of Newton's other laws.

[Tenebrae]

Granted, but Einstein's relativity catches up to you.

I wish I had a better understanding of atomic physics.

[Equin0x]

Granted, but you forget everything you've learned to make room for the new knowledge.


I wish I was a dancing banana.

[ZobTheSlayer]

Granted, but you go moldy


I wish that when I play on Minecraft servers, guys don't try to have sex with me

[Duckox]

*Cough*Slut*Cough*


Granted, but they all try to have anal with you instead.


I wish I remembered to make a wish a few posts ago.

[Z4X3R]

Granted, but you were too lazy to type it.

I wish that children would stop throwing rocks at me.

[Tenebrae]

Wish granted, they throw boulders instead.

I wish I didn't break my earphones.