Corrupt a wish

[WaffleDoc]

Granted, but after the seven hours have passed, the World takes 100 hours to do one second.

you did not make a request so I will answer Tene


Granted, but you are now a giant dildo for a gay couple so you cant enjoy your time.


I wish for a glass of water

[Sahaquiel_9]

Granted, but it turns into ferrofluid and it erases your hard drive and destroys your monitor.
I wish that I could get Pokemon X a day early.

[ZobTheSlayer]

Granted, but it's corrupted.


I wish my Combusken wasn't so over leveled over the rest of my party.

[WaffleDoc]

Granted, but now it gets way to under leveled and you are forced to release it


I wish I wasn't only on page 3 of this essay 

[ZobTheSlayer]

Granted, now you're on Page 1 instead.


I wish people wouldn't ask for retarded things on the GTS.

[Tenebrae]

Wish granted, but you still cant satisfy their want.

I wish Vivillon's formes weren't region dependant.

[Anonymouslyanon]

Granted, but now every Viivillon has the high plains pattern.


I wish California Vivillons didn't have the high plains pattern.

[Tenebrae]

Wish granted but you get Archipelago Pattern instead.

I wish I got Icysnow Pattern.

[Anonymouslyanon]

Wish granted but you get Archipelago Pattern instead.

I wish I got Icysnow Pattern.

Granted, but now every Pokemon you have and will have has the High Plains color scheme.
I wish X/Y wasn't so confusing.

[Colindeng2]

Granted. But updates haven't finished yet.
 
I wish my Asian parents allow me to get pokemon x and y...

[ArchieSalt]

Granted, but your asian parent's pass on their eyes and you can barely see the screen.

I wish my mailman didn't start at the other end of the road.

[Tenebrae]

Wish granted, but he doesn't have anything for you.

I wish I didn't just walk into a wall...

[ZobTheSlayer]

Granted, but you walk into a floor instead.


I wish I hadn't taken that insanity test... ( My results were 49.444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444)

[Colindeng2]

Granted, but you will still get the same result.
 
I wish making a server would be easier
 

[Tenebrae]

Wish granted, but you get DDoS'd. (Also its not that hard)

I wish Zob would accept my battle request.