Corrupt a wish

[ZobTheSlayer]

Granted, but you get something.


I wish that PINEAPPLES.

[GeoWhiz]

Granted, but pineapples cease to exist as you do not exist either and therefore you can never post again in this thread and the world explodes and the universe collapses in a black hole that consumes everything in the intergalactic space.


I wish that everything would be destroyed.

[Barnitzn]

Granted but you would not be destroyed

I wish for my wish to be corrupted

[GeoWhiz]

Granted, but corrupted is erased from everyone's vocabulary, so nobody corrupts it because it doesn't exist, and therefore nothing exists.


I wish for ______________________________________________________________________________

[ZobTheSlayer]

Granted, I insert "for penis"


I wish I wasn't so disturbing today.

[Sweaty]

Granted, but you're disturbing everyday.

I wish this thread was locked

[GeoWhiz]

Granted, but you're disturbing everyday.

I wish this thread was locked

Granted, but you are this thread, and you die.


I wish this thread was locked

[Gavi]

Granted, But it opens back up
Then you turn into a piece of poop

[Gavi]

I have no wishes ^

[GeoWhiz]

Granted, but you don't have a life either.


I wish gavin would have a wish

[ZobTheSlayer]

Granted, but he wished that you would make-out with him.


I wish that I hadn't JUST spilled my drink over as I was thinking for a wish. Wow, right timing...

[GeoWhiz]

Granted, but he wished that you would make-out with him.


I wish that I hadn't JUST spilled my drink over as I was thinking for a wish. Wow, right timing...

Granted, but instead you buy a 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 x 10 to the 100000000000000000000000th power gallon jug of milk that wipes out you and all of humanity.

[ZobTheSlayer]

Granted, I'll make a wish for you. "I wish I was dead" Granted, but you must kiss Justin Bieber.


I wish that I didn't need to use three tea towels.

[GeoWhiz]

Granted, I'll make a wish for you. "I wish I was dead" Granted, but you must kiss Justin Bieber.


I wish that I didn't need to use three tea towels.

Granted, you need to use 1 quadrillion


I wish a black hole engulfed everything in the intergalactic space and left nothing and then disappeared and nothing was left, not a single atom.

[Tenebrae]

Granted, you need to use 1 quadrillion


I wish a black hole engulfed everything in the intergalactic space and left nothing and then disappeared and nothing was left, not a single atom.

Wish granted, but there isn't much in intergalactic space, so not much was taken.

I wish it weren't so humid.