Corrupt a wish

[MrHeartGold]

Granted, but no one cares about your birthday


I wish I had the best Pokemon team ever on Pokemon X and Y.

[Xtra]

Granted but the internet on your DS will never work again.




I wish for 3 more wishes

[MrHeartGold]

Granted, but all of them have to benefit other people and not yourself


I wish I was friends with my favorite youtuber

[Jimmyziga]

Granted, but they lose their subscribers because you are their friend

I wish Pokemon Alpha Sapphire and Omega Ruby get a delay thing and come out tomorrow

[Tenebrae]

Granted, but they lose their subscribers because you are their friend

I wish Pokemon Alpha Sapphire and Omega Ruby get a delay thing and come out tomorrow

Granted, but they are actually delayed and come out tomorrow's date next year.

I wish I had a pet mouse.

[Jimmyziga]

Granted, but it suicided because it didn't want to live with you.

I wish I could time-travel

[Tenebrae]

Granted, but it suicided because it didn't want to live with you.

I wish I could time-travel

Granted, but it's a one way trip.

I wish I could write my story faster.

[Xtra]

granted but no one will want to read it


I wish I had wings so i could fly.

[Tenebrae]

granted but no one will want to read it


I wish I had wings so i could fly.

Granted, but they're sealed with wax and your fate is the same as Icarus.

I wish I could fly without needing wings.

[Jimmyziga]

Granted, but you get ran over by a plane

I wish I could teleport to places

[Tenebrae]

Granted, but you get ran over by a plane

I wish I could teleport to places

Granted, but you can't choose what parts of you get teleported where.

I wish Boku no Pico had live movie.

[Colindeng2]

Granted. But you are now part of the movie.


I wish that i would stop reading Volume 8 of Infinite Stratos.

[Jimmyziga]

Granted, but you start reading something worse.

I wish I had a bigger house :P

[Tenebrae]

Granted, but you start reading something worse.

I wish I had a bigger house :P

Granted, but once something enters it can never leave.

I wish he EULA change wasn't blown out of proportion like it has been.

[tymac]

Granted, but everyone freaks out about Net Neutrality instead.


I wish I could have a pet Polar Bear