Corrupt a wish

[tymac]

Granted, but everyone freaks out about Net Neutrality instead.


I wish I could have a pet Polar Bear

[kjdavitt]

Granted, but the polar bear is hungry and eats you.




I wish I could have a pet pig that can fly.

[ryan22424]

Granted, but the pig is claustrophobic  and flies away.

I wish I had a pet eevee.

[Xtra]

Granted, but you have to evolve it immediately.


I wish Snible the best in his upcoming battle against Vivillon.

[Jimmyziga]

Granted, but he loses

I wish I has a cookie :P

[Anonymouslyanon]

Granted, but it's poisonous.
I wish for a WiiU.

[Tenebrae]

Granted, but it's poisonous.
I wish for a WiiU.

Granted, but it's broken.

I wish for a WiiU.

[Jimmyziga]

Granted, but you only get the Wii U box :P and not the game itself

I wish for a REAL Wii U that works

[Tenebrae]

Granted, but you only get the Wii U box :P and not the game itself

I wish for a REAL Wii U that works

Wish granted, but you don't have a power source.

I wish for an apocalypse.

[MrHeartGold]

Granted but they only go for you.


I wish I could get Alpha sapphire and Omega ruby earlier than everyone else

[Jimmyziga]

Granted, but you don't have a 3DS

I wish you a merry christmas

[tymac]

Granted, but Matt doesn't have any friends/family to spend that 'merry christmas' with.




I wish I could become superman

[Jimmyziga]

Granted, but you don't have any superpowers

I wish you all die (except me) 

[Tenebrae]

Granted, but you don't have any superpowers

I wish you all die (except me) 

Granted, but we all live and you die.

I wish V didn't do weird things to me.

[Jimmyziga]

Granted, but they do weird things to you, deal with it

I wish for a Mega Metagross