Corrupt a wish

[~Ali~]

Alright, but he is fully paralyzed for life.




I wish confined spaces didn't exist.

[Tenebrae]

Wish granted but you realise they're necessary for survival.


I wish i had a cat

[zekrom74]

Granted, but it died the second you had it.

I wish for superpowers.

[ArchieSalt]

Granted, You can grow and shrink your nails whenever you want.


I wish for a better camera

[zekrom74]

Granted, but it is SO heavy that you could not lift it up.

I wish that I can fly permanently and can turn it off and on and will not turn off in the air.

[ArchieSalt]

Granted, But you are not allowed to go higher than your house.


I wish for a time machine

[Mariofighter3]

Granted but the time you land in was the night your parents were having sex on that made you, so your interruption of their sex scares them, switches the sperm that made you with multiple others, turns you into first a girl, then a fat women, then a sickly boy, then a disembodied head on the shoulder of your siamese twin, then you finally disappear of then face of the earth.

I wish for three wishes.

[zekrom74]

Granted, they were 3 magikarps.(fishes)

I wish that mario would stop talking about sex.

[Prodigy39]

 Granted but he fucka you


I wish for a shiny magikarp

[zekrom74]

Granted, but it is very shapeless.
I wish for my riolu to be a shiny evolvable one.

[Prodigy39]

That wasnt corrupted, I didnt want it to evolve

[ArchieSalt]

Ill corrupt it.


Granted, But shiny magikarp is solid gold causing his weight to drag him to the bottom of the ocean.


Magiakrp is now paralyzed, Permanently.


I wish for a bigger penis

[Anonymouslyanon]

Granted, but it's bigger and heavier than the rest of your body, so now you can't move.

I wish for cake.

[Ichikunjii]

Granted but a spy from TF2 happened to plant TNT which he got from a Minecraft player off amazon and when you blow out the candles your dead.

I wish my axes went up quicker -.-

[Anonymouslyanon]

Granted but a spy from TF2 happened to plant TNT which he got from a Minecraft player off amazon and when you blow out the candles your dead.

I wish my axes went up quicker -.-

>Implying my cake had candles

Anyway, granted, but everyone's axes also went up higher, and now you have the lowest axes level on the server.

I wish my cake had candles.