Corrupt a wish

[bothehobo]

Granted, but he then eats you for being too good of a friend


I wish that my battery wasn't about to die.

[Vitto]

Granted, but now, it is dead..


I wish for Archie to be unbanned.

[BjZrGooD]

Granted but then you get banned


I wish I had all my items back

[Vitto]

Granted, but now youre banned again.

[BjZrGooD]

U haz to wish something vitto!

[Vitto]

I don't!


I wish for a bouncing ball

[BjZrGooD]

Well I want you to wish something so I can CRUSH IT >

[Vitto]

I did, read better.

[1cec0ld]

Granted, now no one knows what you wished for.
I wish for world peace.

[CKDavid]

Granted, but the world's economy collapses because we rely on the war economy.


I wish I didn't suck at Metal Gear.

[1cec0ld]

Granted but then the game never works for you again.

I wish I had slightly bigger muscles.

[ArchieSalt]

Granted but then the game never works for you again.

I wish I had slightly bigger muscles.

Granted, But you used steroids to get them. You become depressed and take an overdose.


I wish i could load my save of pokemon emerald on my emulator

[BjZrGooD]

Granted but all your games corrupt and you have no more games


I wish I was champion again

[Vitto]

Granted, but everyone leaves the server.

I wish for an extra arm

[BjZrGooD]

Granted you get an extra arm, but it replaces your penis


I wish I had my homework done =/