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Title: Rewas n Ninjas's Advice Column
Post by: NinjasUnited on August 14, 2012, 03:01:19 am
So after giving Rigby some great advice, me and Rewas said that we would start an advice column. So here it is.We will give you the answers that are SURE TO WORK. Thanks. Have a nice day
Title: Re: Rewas n Ninjas's Advice Column
Post by: TheJordst3r on August 14, 2012, 11:12:40 am
I heard you give advice.
http://www.pokemonserver.net/forum/index.php?topic=1878.new#new (http://www.pokemonserver.net/forum/index.php?topic=1878.new#new)
 
Help me out here please. Any suggestions other than the ones already suggested would be appreciated.
Title: Re: Rewas n Ninjas's Advice Column
Post by: Prodigy39 on August 14, 2012, 11:17:57 am
Any advice on a good gaming laptop under 1k?
Title: Re: Rewas n Ninjas's Advice Column
Post by: NinjasUnited on August 14, 2012, 02:32:03 pm
Any advice on a good gaming laptop under 1k?
Well there not many brand new gaming laptops out there that are less than a thousand bucks, but one that i really recommend is this,  http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16834215401 (http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16834215401)  yes it does have an i5 processor but even games like battlefield 3 or crysis 2  only need an i5  to run on high graphic settings, the most important thing to look for in these laptops is a dedicated graphics card. But, if you are going to use this laptop for more video and picture rendering or editing then you're going to want to look for a better processor.
Title: Re: Rewas n Ninjas's Advice Column
Post by: hobo4chompy on August 14, 2012, 06:05:07 pm
what game do you think i should play


Kingdom hearts
or
final fantasy
Title: Re: Rewas n Ninjas's Advice Column
Post by: NinjasUnited on August 14, 2012, 06:21:33 pm
what game do you think i should play


Kingdom hearts
or
final fantasy
none just crump it out.
Title: Re: Rewas n Ninjas's Advice Column
Post by: rewas321 on August 14, 2012, 06:23:36 pm
what game do you think i should play


Kingdom hearts
or
final fantasy

None, practice crumping instead of practicing gaming.
Title: Re: Rewas n Ninjas's Advice Column
Post by: rewas321 on August 14, 2012, 06:26:23 pm
I heard you give advice.
[url]http://www.pokemonserver.net/forum/index.php?topic=1878.new#new[/url] ([url]http://www.pokemonserver.net/forum/index.php?topic=1878.new#new[/url])
 
Help me out here please. Any suggestions other than the ones already suggested would be appreciated.

Throw your computer out the window. Make sure to yell so the neighbors would hear you and realize your pain. Shoot it a couple of times to instill fear into them. If you don't have a gun, throw various vegetables mainly consisting of potatoes signaling that you mean business. Your neighbors will then give you free stuff, ask for a computer. Your family might be also willing to give you. Times when you will get them are:
-Christmas
-Visits
-Your birthday
If you don't get free stuff, your neighbors are mentally challenged and need to be admitted to a hospital as soon as possible.
Title: Re: Rewas n Ninjas's Advice Column
Post by: TheJordst3r on August 14, 2012, 10:19:38 pm
Note to self: Make sure to slaughter rewas in the slowest, painful and enjoyable to watch experience possible.
 
*Wishes rewas was a neighbour.*
Throw your computer out the window. Make sure to yell so the neighbors would hear you and realize your pain. Shoot it a couple of times to instill fear into them. If you don't have a gun, throw various vegetables mainly consisting of potatoes signaling that you mean business. Your neighbors will then give you free stuff, ask for a computer. Your family might be also willing to give you. Times when you will get them are:
-Christmas
-Visits
-Your birthday
If you don't get free stuff, your neighbors are mentally challenged and need to be admitted to a hospital as soon as possible.

A new computer? From my family?
 
Pfft. Your funny.  :roll:
 
 
 
 
Title: Re: Rewas n Ninjas's Advice Column
Post by: Raveh on August 16, 2012, 07:41:06 am
Hey, Rewas and Ninja, I heard you made an advice column and I need your help.
My evil rival stole my opposums band, and took it to his secret lair in Colombia.
He is planning to cook them in the oven on 200* C, add some pepper and thyme ,
and then to get to the perfect texture to brush them with honey.
What should I do???
Should I get there on my flying carrot, or maybe ride there on my dancing dinosour?
It's a serious matter, please, answer as quickly as you can!
Thanks in advance,
Raveh.
Title: Re: Rewas n Ninjas's Advice Column
Post by: Frenzy_Monkey47 on August 16, 2012, 09:02:38 am
I need help my evil clone escaped and started hugging me he is homo HELP
Title: Re: Rewas n Ninjas's Advice Column
Post by: Tenebrae on August 16, 2012, 09:06:20 am
I need help my evil clone escaped and started hugging me he is homo HELP
If its a clone, and if your clone is homo, does that not mean that you are also homo?  :immafirinmahlazor:
Title: Re: Rewas n Ninjas's Advice Column
Post by: b_rad1243 on August 16, 2012, 06:35:11 pm
im addicted to call me maybe what should i do?

Title: Re: Rewas n Ninjas's Advice Column
Post by: hobo4chompy on August 17, 2012, 02:03:55 am
im gonna strap rewas and ninja to a chair and ill both make them play final fantasy and kingdom hearts until they give me a answer


and if they dont give me a answer ill track them down and give them a little bit of this  :immafirinmahlazor:
Title: Re: Rewas n Ninjas's Advice Column
Post by: Vithrus on August 17, 2012, 10:51:46 am
im gonna strap rewas and ninja to a chair and ill both make them play final fantasy and kingdom hearts until they give me a answer


and if they dont give me a answer ill track them down and give them a little bit of this  :immafirinmahlazor:

Final Fantasy VII, and XII
 
They were fun. You can play VII, VIII, and IX on a PsP too, real fun. Good old fun times.
 
Play Dissidia too.
Title: Re: Rewas n Ninjas's Advice Column
Post by: Tenebrae on August 17, 2012, 10:59:27 am
I played Dissidia once. Had no idea what I was doing yet managed to win an extremely hard battle within a few seconds...
Title: Re: Rewas n Ninjas's Advice Column
Post by: hobo4chompy on August 17, 2012, 11:19:18 am
thx vithrus  :D
Title: Re: Rewas n Ninjas's Advice Column
Post by: rewas321 on August 17, 2012, 03:33:44 pm
Hey, Rewas and Ninja, I heard you made an advice column and I need your help.
My evil rival stole my opposums band, and took it to his secret lair in Colombia.
He is planning to cook them in the oven on 200* C, add some pepper and thyme ,
and then to get to the perfect texture to brush them with honey.
What should I do???
Should I get there on my flying carrot, or maybe ride there on my dancing dinosour?
It's a serious matter, please, answer as quickly as you can!
Thanks in advance,
Raveh.


The first step is learning how to spell "dinosaur." Once you do, a bright future will lead you.
Title: Re: Rewas n Ninjas's Advice Column
Post by: NinjasUnited on August 17, 2012, 03:34:40 pm
I need help my evil clone escaped and started hugging me he is homo HELP
  The problem here is that there is a huge lack of crumping between the two of you. Crumping together will encourage the other to try to be friendly. Then the two of you can crump together into oblivion. Lastly there is nothing wrong with being gay. #teamoreos
Title: Re: Rewas n Ninjas's Advice Column
Post by: rewas321 on August 17, 2012, 03:34:44 pm
im addicted to call me maybe what should i do?

Go to a gay bar to be with your people.
Title: Re: Rewas n Ninjas's Advice Column
Post by: BjZrGooD on August 17, 2012, 03:37:08 pm
I don't know weather or not to believe in life after love.  :/
Title: Re: Rewas n Ninjas's Advice Column
Post by: NinjasUnited on August 17, 2012, 03:37:10 pm
im gonna strap rewas and ninja to a chair and ill both make them play final fantasy and kingdom hearts until they give me a answer


and if they dont give me a answer ill track them down and give them a little bit of this  :immafirinmahlazor:
  Jokes on you buddy we'll crump all the way through those games. plus if you do could we have this chair http://www.officesupersavers.com/products/BOSS-Executive-High-Back-Chair-79728.asp (http://www.officesupersavers.com/products/BOSS-Executive-High-Back-Chair-79728.asp)  and this tv to play them on  http://www.sharpusa.com/ForHome/HomeEntertainment/LCDTV/Models/LC90LE745U.aspx (http://www.sharpusa.com/ForHome/HomeEntertainment/LCDTV/Models/LC90LE745U.aspx)
ty.
Title: Re: Rewas n Ninjas's Advice Column
Post by: rewas321 on August 17, 2012, 03:37:28 pm
I played Dissidia once. Had no idea what I was doing yet managed to win an extremely hard battle within a few seconds...

That's because you're too good. Please proceed to the "I'm too cool for this thread" button and escort yourself out.
Title: Re: Rewas n Ninjas's Advice Column
Post by: jord7531 on August 17, 2012, 03:37:42 pm
I have a grotesque lump on my body, what should I do! :fear:
Title: Re: Rewas n Ninjas's Advice Column
Post by: NinjasUnited on August 17, 2012, 03:38:07 pm
I don't know weather or not to believe in life after love.  :/

you must BEEELLLLIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVVEEEEEEE IN LIIIFE AFTAAAAA LOVE!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Rewas n Ninjas's Advice Column
Post by: NinjasUnited on August 17, 2012, 03:39:16 pm
I have a grotesque lump on my body, what should I do! :fear:
 I Suggest filling it up with a milkshake. Because everyone knows that jord's milkshake brings all the boys to the yaaard.
Title: Re: Rewas n Ninjas's Advice Column
Post by: rewas321 on August 17, 2012, 03:41:03 pm
I don't know weather or not to believe in life after love.  :/

you must BEEELLLLIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVVEEEEEEE IN LIIIFE AFTAAAAA LOVE!!!!!!!!

If you have doubts about the afterlife, we could always kill you and all your doubts will vanish. So will you, but we believe it's a necessary sacrifice.
Title: Re: Rewas n Ninjas's Advice Column
Post by: rewas321 on August 17, 2012, 03:41:57 pm
I have a grotesque lump on my body, what should I do! :fear:

Threaten it's family unless it leaves the vicinity of your body.
Title: Re: Rewas n Ninjas's Advice Column
Post by: Frenzy_Monkey47 on August 17, 2012, 03:43:05 pm
  The problem here is that there is a huge lack of crumping between the two of you. Crumping together will encourage the other to try to be friendly. Then the two of you can crump together into oblivion. Lastly there is nothing wrong with being gay. #teamoreos
But im straight
Title: Re: Rewas n Ninjas's Advice Column
Post by: rewas321 on August 17, 2012, 03:44:34 pm
But im straight

Sexual orientation is a myth. There is only two types of people: Friends who can dance, and friends who cannot. And we all know what happens to friends that don't dance.
Title: Re: Rewas n Ninjas's Advice Column
Post by: Frenzy_Monkey47 on August 17, 2012, 03:45:35 pm
AH
 :immafirinmahlazor:
Title: Re: Rewas n Ninjas's Advice Column
Post by: Shane on August 17, 2012, 04:11:54 pm
Should I pee with pants on or with them off ? :/ It smells when I leave them on  :cry:
Title: Re: Rewas n Ninjas's Advice Column
Post by: NinjasUnited on August 17, 2012, 04:24:56 pm
Should I pee with pants on or with them off ? :/ It smells when I leave them on  :cry:
I have a great solution to your problem! First you grab a funnel whether its from the kitchen or your local wal-mart. Then you place this funnel under your **** . Stick the funnel out the zipper of you pants. Now you can pee without removing your trousers. :D
Title: Re: Rewas n Ninjas's Advice Column
Post by: rewas321 on August 17, 2012, 04:26:23 pm
Should I pee with pants on or with them off ? :/ It smells when I leave them on  :cry:

Sounds like you're not happy with the way you're living your life. Ask yourself this, do you really want to be dropping your pants to every toilet around the block, you whore? Or are you better than that?
Title: Re: Rewas n Ninjas's Advice Column
Post by: Shane on August 17, 2012, 06:07:47 pm
Im a whore :( what do I do naw?
Title: Re: Rewas n Ninjas's Advice Column
Post by: rewas321 on August 17, 2012, 06:17:44 pm
Im a whore :( what do I do naw?

My house. 8:00.
Title: Re: Rewas n Ninjas's Advice Column
Post by: Shane on August 18, 2012, 07:46:10 am
Sorry but Im already in a relationship with oddy <3 ?
Title: Re: Rewas n Ninjas's Advice Column
Post by: Raveh on August 20, 2012, 10:14:06 am
The first step is learning how to spell "dinosaur." Once you do, a bright future will lead you.
oh, silly you, everybody knows that the dinosaurs were extincted.
I have a Dinosour, it's a completely different thing.
Title: Re: Rewas n Ninjas's Advice Column
Post by: Tactic on August 21, 2012, 02:43:44 am
Any advice on a good free or cracked screen recording software?
Title: Re: Rewas n Ninjas's Advice Column
Post by: Tenebrae on August 21, 2012, 05:34:54 am
Any advice on a good free or cracked screen recording software?


Google search, then torrent download :P
Title: Re: Rewas n Ninjas's Advice Column
Post by: Tactic on August 21, 2012, 06:09:28 am
I have been searching google for some, but the majority aren't very good. I'm taking a look at Dxtory at the moment, but any other suggestions would be appreciated.
Title: Re: Rewas n Ninjas's Advice Column
Post by: Shane on August 21, 2012, 06:45:56 am
I have been searching google for some, but the majority aren't very good. I'm taking a look at Dxtory at the moment, but any other suggestions would be appreciated.
Kill me please.
Title: Re: Rewas n Ninjas's Advice Column
Post by: NinjasUnited on August 21, 2012, 08:09:33 pm
Kill me please.
I'm sorry, my probation prohibits me from doing so.
Title: Re: Rewas n Ninjas's Advice Column
Post by: Shane on August 22, 2012, 05:38:22 am
Nope chucktesta. ;)
Title: Re: Rewas n Ninjas's Advice Column
Post by: hobo4chompy on August 24, 2012, 03:56:08 am
tell me what is the meaning of like rewas


and if i could kill someone who do you think i should rewas or ninja  :evil:
Title: Re: Rewas n Ninjas's Advice Column
Post by: rewas321 on August 25, 2012, 03:04:34 pm
oh, silly you, everybody knows that the dinosaurs were extincted.
I have a Dinosour, it's a completely different thing.
oh, silly you, everybody knows that the dinosaurs were extincted.
I have a dinosaur*, it's a completely different thing.
Title: Re: Rewas n Ninjas's Advice Column
Post by: NinjasUnited on August 25, 2012, 03:05:41 pm
Sorry but Im already in a relationship with oddy <3 ?
  Well. IF you want to be a real whore you must sleep with numerous men. And having a relationship will only hinder your sexy time abilities with other men so i say. Cut the rope with oddy. Have sexy time with rewas and feel, just feel, what being a true whore is all about.
Title: Re: Rewas n Ninjas's Advice Column
Post by: rewas321 on August 25, 2012, 03:05:46 pm

Google search, then torrent download :P

Get the hell out of my thread before I lay some hoodoo voodoo curse mojo on your ass.
Title: Re: Rewas n Ninjas's Advice Column
Post by: rewas321 on August 25, 2012, 03:08:43 pm
I have been searching google for some, but the majority aren't very good. I'm taking a look at Dxtory at the moment, but any other suggestions would be appreciated.

Try googling "crumping." It might give you the droids you're looking for.
Title: Re: Rewas n Ninjas's Advice Column
Post by: NinjasUnited on August 25, 2012, 03:11:15 pm
tell me what is the meaning of like rewas


and if i could kill someone who do you think i should rewas or ninja  :evil:
    Kill Emma Watson. Fuck her dead corpse. After that watch some Jersey Shore. You will see how smart  you actually are, then you will go all "Lie To Me" and figure out a way not to get charged for killing hermione.
Title: Re: Rewas n Ninjas's Advice Column
Post by: hobo4chompy on August 27, 2012, 07:14:44 am
she is not one of the answers  :rotf:


and you call yourselves rewas and Ninja's advice column  :doh: