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Community Related => General Discussion => Topic started by: Barnitzn on February 04, 2013, 07:17:16 pm

Title: Yo Mamma pokemon Jokes
Post by: Barnitzn on February 04, 2013, 07:17:16 pm
Okay, if you know how to make yo momma jokes, then make it ANY Pokemon
I'll Start

Yo mamma so weak, False Swipe CAN finish her off!
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Post by: Tenebrae on February 04, 2013, 07:38:45 pm
Yo mamma is so fat she makes Snorlax look anorexic
Title: Re: Yo Mamma pokemon Jokes
Post by: Barnitzn on February 04, 2013, 07:49:19 pm
Quote from: tenebraemaximus on February 04, 2013, 07:38:45 pm
Yo mamma is so fat she makes Snorlax look anorexic
xD that is so funny
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Post by: oddy on February 04, 2013, 08:48:58 pm
Yo mama so ugly, she can't even get metapod to harden
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Post by: Tenebrae on February 04, 2013, 11:09:30 pm
Yo mamma is so old I thought Genesect was her child.


Its Lame
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Post by: raymondt99 on February 05, 2013, 01:05:24 am
Your mama so fat, even Machamp couldn't lift her.
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Post by: raymondt99 on February 05, 2013, 01:06:22 am
Yo momma so fat, when she wears a green coat people shout out Snorlax !
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Post by: Tenebrae on February 05, 2013, 01:27:17 am

Yo mamma is so big Mega Horn hits every time.


This one is a bit racist. Open spoiler at your own risk.
Sorry but you are not allowed to view spoiler contents.
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Post by: Z4X3R on February 05, 2013, 01:46:33 am
Yo mama's so perverted, she likes to Pikachu in the shower.
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Post by: Barnitzn on February 05, 2013, 06:01:41 am
Yo mama so fat, splash attack actually does damage!
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Post by: ~Ali~ on February 05, 2013, 07:21:53 am
Yo mamma is so dumb that spinda seem normal compared to her.
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Post by: Tenebrae on February 05, 2013, 07:30:50 am
Yo mamma is so slow I thought slowpoke was using Quick Attack.
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Post by: zekrom74 on February 05, 2013, 08:19:10 am
Yo mamma so worthless everyone chooses ratata over her.
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Post by: alexandred3 on February 05, 2013, 08:26:13 am
Yo mamma's so ugly, Ditto can't transform into her
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Post by: zekrom74 on February 05, 2013, 08:55:43 am
Yo mamma so fat that hyperbeam couldn't penetrate her fats.
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Post by: Barnitzn on February 05, 2013, 03:06:05 pm
Yo mama so ugly, professor oak thought that she was a new pokemon
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Post by: Tenebrae on February 05, 2013, 04:15:43 pm
Quote from: Charizard ruler on February 05, 2013, 03:06:05 pm
Yo mama so ugly, professor oak thought that she was a new pokemon

Implying all new pokemon are ugly? (https://www.pokemonserver.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcdn2.hackforums.net%2Fimages%2Fsmilies%2Fnono.gif&hash=9009a1f4dd2ce9442deac760f3c22f57)


Yo mamma is so heavy each time she walks, she uses Earthquake.
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Post by: alexandred3 on February 05, 2013, 04:17:12 pm
Yo mamma so ugly, every time she uses Attract, the other pokémon commits suicide.
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Post by: Tenebrae on February 05, 2013, 04:52:14 pm
Yo mamma is so ugly Ditto won't breed with her in the daycare
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Post by: Barnitzn on February 05, 2013, 04:53:36 pm
Quote from: tenebraemaximus on February 05, 2013, 04:15:43 pm
Implying all new pokemon are ugly? ([url]https://www.pokemonserver.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcdn2.hackforums.net%2Fimages%2Fsmilies%2Fnono.gif&hash=9009a1f4dd2ce9442deac760f3c22f57[/url])

Yes I am

Yo mama so fat every time she sits around the pokemon center, she sits AROUND the pokemon center!
Title: Re: Yo Mamma pokemon Jokes
Post by: Mariofighter3 on February 05, 2013, 11:48:56 pm
Quote from: tenebraemaximus on February 05, 2013, 01:27:17 am
This one is a bit racist. Open spoiler at your own risk.
Sorry but you are not allowed to view spoiler contents.


Jinx is purple... Or at least now.
Title: Re: Yo Mamma pokemon Jokes
Post by: Tenebrae on February 06, 2013, 02:24:41 am
Quote from: Mariofighter3 on February 05, 2013, 11:48:56 pm

Jinx is purple... Or at least now.

The original:
Sorry but you are not allowed to view spoiler contents.
Also, try post a 'Yo mamma' joke in each post, just to keep on topic.


OT: Yo mamma is so dirty she makes Garbordor look like Fresh Water.
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Post by: hobo4chompy on February 06, 2013, 04:12:44 am
Your Mamma Is So hot


Not even HydroPump can cool her down
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Post by: idracoghost on February 06, 2013, 06:06:50 pm
Yo mama so fat that when she past by the tv I missied a whole pokemon season
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Post by: Barnitzn on February 06, 2013, 06:11:26 pm
Yo mama so ugly, I would have a better chance of winning a pokemon beauty contest with a team of febas's and Garbodor
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Post by: Tenebrae on February 06, 2013, 06:28:55 pm
Yo mamma is so slow Regigigas attacks first.
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Post by: cabass on February 07, 2013, 10:30:45 pm
Yo mama's so dumb, she laughed at these dumb pokemon yo mama jokes (lol only thing i came up with)
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Post by: Equin0x on February 08, 2013, 04:48:19 pm
Yo mama is so hawt Prof. Oak didn't ask if she was a boy or a girl.
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Post by: kingandre18 on February 08, 2013, 08:07:46 pm
Yo mama so fat she scored a one hit ko on Snorlax with tackle.
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Post by: Z4X3R on February 08, 2013, 08:38:11 pm
Yo mama's so ugly, not even Brock will hit on her.
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Post by: zekrom74 on February 11, 2013, 10:38:13 am
Yo mama so fat she eats snorlax for an appetizer
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Post by: raymondt99 on February 11, 2013, 06:05:42 pm
yo mamma is so fat that Regigigas made contents out of her

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Post by: Barnitzn on February 11, 2013, 07:21:31 pm
Yo mama so fat, Machamp couldn't pick her up!
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Post by: zekrom74 on February 12, 2013, 04:10:59 am
Yo mama so fat, the pokedex said her weight was uncountable
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Post by: raymondt99 on February 12, 2013, 08:46:04 pm
Quote from: Charizard ruler on February 11, 2013, 07:21:31 pm
Yo mama so fat, Machamp couldn't pick her up!

i Said Dat one already  :p [size=78%] [/size]
Title: Re: Yo Mamma pokemon Jokes
Post by: cabass on February 14, 2013, 08:21:17 pm
Yo mama's so fat, earthquake is a one ko.


Yo mama's so fat, even splash never misses