KING OF THA HILL V2

[Honedge]

You people make me brain dead with all these fancy responses. 
koth.

[Sahaquiel_9]

Brain dead people are easy to wipe out with an Evangelion
KOTH

[r1579]

I call an air strike and explode the hill. NO ONE WINS.
 

[Sahaquiel_9]

My evangelion undergoes pseudo-evolution and remakes a hill out of its AT field (if you can create an arm out of an at field, you can create a hill out of one). Since the hill was destroyed and presumably everyone on it, my Evangelion and I are declared the Kings of the Hill

[hobo4chompy]

Hobo 2 Reanimate's Hobo 1's Body Back to the Hill


Hobo 2 Uses Shadow summon and Summons 10 Darksiders to the Hill.
Darksiders Steal everyone on the hill's Heart


PROJECT HOBO is now underway


KOTH

[Duckox]

Scribbles over Hobo's plans with a permanent marker, and sends all of the Hobos to jail for trespass. KOTH

[Honedge]

Shoves arsenic down duckox's throat thus killing him.
[enter something fancy here that no one can defeat]
koth

[Sahaquiel_9]

Accidentally spills Dust on everyone; it blows them up
KOTH

[hobo4chompy]

Reanimated Zekrom and Mario Break me out of Jail.


Hobo 1 Returns to the Hill, While Hobo2, Zekrom and Mario steal the hearts of Kids & Adults.


Hobo 1 Corrupts Every Person mind with a Parasite that will kill them from the Inside


PROJECT HOBO now 10%

[Duckox]

Random dude sees me on the street lying around and brings me back to life using government top secret revival technology.
I return to the hill and ask Hobo if I can join him and help him complete his project faster. Not really KOTH... But could be. Slow and steady wins the race.

[Sahaquiel_9]

gets back into an EVA and initiates Human Instrumentality; all human souls gather together, combining into a superior soul.  The newly reformed Lilith turns into a giant Rei and my evangelion, put on a cross, goes into Lilith's head vagina (and yes, this does happen in the End of Evangelion). A  few million Reis fly around earth, hugging people and turning them into LCL.  I cancel human instrumentality, and I choose to go back to earth as one of the last remaining humans and go to the last remaining hill on earth. KOTH

[Honedge]

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Koth

[Sahaquiel_9]

Not a valid response
KOTH

[hobo4chompy]

I am a Reanimated Body.... The person that casted the summon jutsu turns me back to the way i was before.


Continues Collecting Hearts


Project Hobo 20%


KOTH

[Sahaquiel_9]

The person who casted the summon jutsu died and so did you
KOTH
p.s. naruto sucks