Hello everyone! Guess who has come back from the dead? No, not your dead grandmother who never loved you. It's me WINDOWS and I am coming back to take my rightful spot as ADMINZ.
Why should they give me back my adminz? Well it's simple, Long long long long long long long long LONG time ago. Paradox and I founded this great server! But alas! THE DEVIL HAD AN EVIL PLAN. He took Window's soul and compelled poor windows to DELETE ALL THE FILES. Everyone was saddened, a deep depression then ensued the server. It was not long before Windows did it again! Twice he deleted the server files and the devil basked in his glory. What is becoming of windows? His soul, Completely under the curse of Satan. He didn't know what was to happen. But, There server had yet to see what else was in store. Late in the early morning, Windows was preparing to go on his rapeing and pillaging although, before he wanted to visit his server. He logged on and TURNED EVERYONE ADMINZ. The devil was so very satisfied; This struck Windows right in the DICK. WHAT HAD HE DONE? DOES THOU NOT KNOWITH WHAT THY HAD DONE? He then grabbed the anal probe and ripped out the devil. He was free of his curse. He was too late. The council of adminz had banned together and stripped him of his admin'in powa's! He lost everything, all his glory! His Fame! His Fortunte! But most importantly the power to say "Fuck you, I am an Admin :P". Now, he lives in an internet box, turning his tears into alcohol. Until! One day, While rummaging through the trash he heard someone behind him say "WINDOWSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS, GET YO ASSICLE UP AND GO GET YO ADMINZ" so he grabbed the rat he was going to eat and slammed it on the ground! HE WAS GONNA GET HIS ADMINZ BACK.
And that was how I originally lost adminz.
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